{"id":25446,"date":"2014-12-01T08:38:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T13:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=25446"},"modified":"2014-12-01T09:18:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T14:18:37","slug":"the-heartland-series-for-two-bucks-a-pop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/12\/01\/the-heartland-series-for-two-bucks-a-pop\/","title":{"rendered":"The Heartland Series For Two Bucks A Pop?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yoinks. A quick note that the Kindle versions of Under the Empyrean Sky<\/strong><\/span><\/a> and\u00a0Blightborn<\/strong><\/span><\/a>\u00a0are each a mere $2.00 over yonder hills in the moist and jungley forest of Amazon.<\/p>\n

It is a series\u00a0that features a great many fun things, including but not limited to: People turning into plants, hobos, robot bartenders, teens with way too much responsibility, flying horses, horses that don’t fly, corn pirates, conspiracy, class warfare, diversity, drunken mayors, blood-drinking corn named Hiram’s Golden Prolific, talking birds, arranged teenage marriages, sonic weapons, flying rich people, dustbowl poor people, rebellion, anarchy, love rhombuses and more.<\/p>\n

(If you dig\u00a0Star Wars<\/strong>, well, so do I, and I think it shows in these books.)<\/p>\n

I do hope that if you haven’t checked ’em out, you might give them a chance now.<\/p>\n

*poke poke*<\/p>\n

*stares*<\/p>\n

*stares harder*<\/p>\n

Also at Amazon, if you’d prefer a physical copy of an author’s books (like my own Heartland books above, or even The Kick-Ass Writer<\/strong><\/span><\/a>), you can get an additional 30% off by using code HOLIDAY30. (Further details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a> — ends tonight at 11:59PM.)<\/p>\n

This is also your reminder that bookstores — like, actual bookstores — contain some of my books and in fact contain a lot of other books by other amazing authors, and you should totally go to them because that’s where the books live. And yay books.<\/p>\n

[edit: actually, while few stores carry my Heartland series, one that does is the amazing\u00a0Let’s Play Books<\/strong><\/span><\/a> in Emmaus, PA. They in fact have\u00a0signed<\/em> copies available, too. Though they are closed on Mondays, you should still check ’em out when you get the chance. And they will ship books, too. Follow them on Twitter @letsplaybooks<\/strong><\/span><\/a>!]<\/p>\n

*disappears in a shudder of corn*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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