{"id":24917,"date":"2014-09-29T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-29T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=24917"},"modified":"2014-09-29T10:17:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T14:17:00","slug":"awkward-author-photo-contest-the-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/09\/29\/awkward-author-photo-contest-the-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Author Photo Contest: The Results!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/sets\/72157647598492309\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>One last look at the awkward author photo photoset<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, if you care to see.<\/p>\n<p>NOW, TO THE TALLY.<\/p>\n<p>Over 300 votes (!).<\/p>\n<p>I actually had to sub in my wife to do a pivot table to count these up.<\/p>\n<p>The results of that are:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pivot-table-votes.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"24918\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/09\/29\/awkward-author-photo-contest-the-results\/pivot-table-votes\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pivot-table-votes.jpg?fit=152%2C1070&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"152,1070\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pivot-table-votes\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pivot-table-votes.jpg?fit=43%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pivot-table-votes.jpg?fit=145%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-24918 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pivot-table-votes.jpg?resize=152%2C1070\" alt=\"pivot-table-votes\" width=\"152\" height=\"1070\" \/><\/a>Which means that our TOP TWO winners are:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(#2)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3915\/15349835365_d908a1d27b_z.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3915\/15349835365_d908a1d27b_z.jpg?resize=640%2C474&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"474\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(#1:)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2942\/15163316217_4a3ff541f6_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2942\/15163316217_4a3ff541f6_b.jpg?resize=480%2C720&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These are amazing.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, so many of those photos were amazing.<\/p>\n<p>(I need to actually think now of the\u00a0<em>next<\/em> photo contest because I love this SO MUCH.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway! YOU TWO WINNERS.<\/p>\n<p>Email me at terribleminds at gmail dot com.<\/p>\n<p>And now, a set of two random winners who will get #AmWritingMotherfuckers Post-It notes:<\/p>\n<p>#13 and #16!<\/p>\n<p>(aka CHICKEN LADY and RAIN OF IRONY.)<\/p>\n<p>Again, you two? Email me at terribleminds at gmail.<\/p>\n<p>Congrats to all.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re all super-weird.<\/p>\n<p>Which means you are kin to me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One last look at the awkward author photo photoset, if you care to see. NOW, TO THE TALLY. Over 300 votes (!). I actually had to sub in my wife to do a pivot table to count these up. 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