{"id":23927,"date":"2014-07-02T12:45:32","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T16:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=23927"},"modified":"2014-07-02T12:45:32","modified_gmt":"2014-07-02T16:45:32","slug":"slaw-slaaaaaaaw-slaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/07\/02\/slaw-slaaaaaaaw-slaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Slaw. Slaaaaaaaw. (Slaw.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Smoky And Sweet by Chuck Wendig, on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/4400520861\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2712\/4400520861_ebf25a695c_z.jpg?resize=640%2C427&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Smoky And Sweet\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today, at the <strong>Holy Taco Church<\/strong>, I give you a recipe for:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/www.holytacochurch.com\/500\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.holytacochurch.com\/500\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>TEQUILA SLAW<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It is, par usual, a recipe that spits in the eye of God and Good Taste.<\/p>\n<p>It is a NSFW recipe.<\/p>\n<p>Which seems to be my modus operandi.<\/p>\n<p>Tequila slaw could go well with (hat-tip to <a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/03\/18\/delilah-s-dawson-25-things-i-learned-about-becoming-a-hybrid-mathematicianporn-star-aka-an-indie-author\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/03\/18\/delilah-s-dawson-25-things-i-learned-about-becoming-a-hybrid-mathematicianporn-star-aka-an-indie-author\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Delilah<\/strong><\/span><\/a>): BBQ pork sliders.<\/p>\n<p>Or, it could go well with fish tacos.<\/p>\n<p>In them.<\/p>\n<p>On them.<\/p>\n<p>Around them.<\/p>\n<p>In your mouth <em>at the same time as them<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, though, I beseech <em>you<\/em> for a recipe. A little quid pro quo, Clarice. I have some family coming this weekend and am thinking about various <em>cold salad products<\/em> &#8212; noodle salad, potato salad, carrot salad, salad salad, slaw (slaaaaaw), etc.etc.<\/p>\n<p>Nice side dishes. Cold.<\/p>\n<p>So: care to share some? YOUR TURN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, at the Holy Taco Church, I give you a recipe for: TEQUILA SLAW. It is, par usual, a recipe that spits in the eye of God and Good Taste. It is a NSFW recipe. Which seems to be my modus operandi. Tequila slaw could go well with (hat-tip to Delilah): BBQ pork sliders. Or, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23927","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-6dV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23927"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23931,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927\/revisions\/23931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}