This is an actual conversation I had with the toddler the other day as we stood at the bottom of our driveway in his ride-on pick-up truck. He got out of his truck, went to the side of the driveway and into the woods, then decided he was going to pee in the weeds.<\/p>\n
B-Dub<\/strong>: I’m peeing.<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: I see that.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: *walks back with his pants not entirely pulled up*<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: You forgot something.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: \u00a0*sees what he forgot* Oh ha ha ha.<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: You need to put Mister Winky back in his house.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: I need to put Mister Winky in my butt!<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: That’s not how that works. Besides, your butt is in the back, your winky is in the front.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: Mister Winky and the Butt are neighbors.<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: Y… yes.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: Does Mister Winky have a dog?<\/p>\n Me<\/strong>: Uh. What?<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: Mister Winky has a dog! And he keeps it in my butt. A BUTT DOG.<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: *cracks up for like, five minutes straight*<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: *laughing dies down*<\/p>\n B-Dub<\/strong>: …butt dog.<\/p>\n And, scene.<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Your turn. If you have kids or have ever met one of these tiny little randos, feel free to share with us something completely hilarious \/ cuckoo bananapants \/ disturbing that this children has said, or some conversation you’ve had with them. I think every parent has these, so, y’know. SHARE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is an actual conversation I had with the toddler the other day as we stood at the bottom of our driveway in his ride-on pick-up truck. He got out of his truck, went to the side of the driveway and into the woods, then decided he was going to pee in the weeds. B-Dub: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23813","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-6c5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23813"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23818,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23813\/revisions\/23818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}