{"id":23647,"date":"2014-06-10T13:31:35","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T17:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=23647"},"modified":"2014-06-10T13:31:36","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T17:31:36","slug":"ask-me-stuff-at-goodreads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/06\/10\/ask-me-stuff-at-goodreads\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask Me Stuff At Goodreads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you go to Goodreads, I am now participating in their <a title=\"ASK WENDIG STUFF\" href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/17152.Chuck_Wendig\/questions\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>ASK AN AUTHOR thingy<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you go there and deposit your question, I WILL ATTEMPT TO FIELD YOUR QUERIES, MEATSACKS. &#8230; uhh. I mean, &#8220;I will do my darndest to try to answer your questions, readers!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m definitely not an insane robot masquerading as a human.<\/p>\n<p>One who wishes to milk the blood from your precious meatsack to fuel my cyborg crusade.<\/p>\n<p>Totally not.<\/p>\n<p>Pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain.<\/p>\n<p>And go and click that link.<\/p>\n<p>And ask me questions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>MEATSACKS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you go to Goodreads, I am now participating in their ASK AN AUTHOR thingy. If you go there and deposit your question, I WILL ATTEMPT TO FIELD YOUR QUERIES, MEATSACKS. &#8230; uhh. I mean, &#8220;I will do my darndest to try to answer your questions, readers!&#8221; Because I&#8217;m definitely not an insane robot masquerading [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23647","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-69p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23647"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23651,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647\/revisions\/23651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}