{"id":23138,"date":"2014-04-22T08:56:45","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T12:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=23138"},"modified":"2014-04-22T08:56:45","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T12:56:45","slug":"firing-cupcake-cannons-in-3-2-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/04\/22\/firing-cupcake-cannons-in-3-2-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Firing Cupcake Cannons In 3… 2… 1…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is my birthday.<\/p>\n

I dare not say how old I am, though I will say that I have only one more birthday after this one<\/em> where I can say I am\u00a0not yet 40<\/em>. Holy crap, 40? Who let that happen? *shudder*<\/p>\n

Anyway, it’s my birthday, and I would like to Reverse the Natal Polarity and give you something.<\/p>\n

Here’s a free e-book<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is 500 Ways To Tell A Better Story.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’ll find that I’m tossing you PDF, ePub, and Kindle versions.<\/p>\n

Link good for today only.<\/p>\n

So, enjoy that.<\/p>\n

Also, today, Zazzle has a 22% off deal going on their merch with code:<\/p>\n

EARTHDAYDEAL<\/p>\n

That works on all the Terribleminds Merch<\/strong><\/span><\/a> (mugs, shirts, flask).<\/p>\n

Enjoy the stuff.<\/p>\n

If you wanna do something nice for me (AND YOU DO *hypnobeard on*), then please check out some of my books, or leave a review, or tend the fires of my raging Narcissism in some other way.<\/p>\n

KAY THANKS BYE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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