{"id":22514,"date":"2014-02-26T07:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T12:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=22514"},"modified":"2014-02-26T07:00:55","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T12:00:55","slug":"the-clinic-is-open-the-doctor-is-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/02\/26\/the-clinic-is-open-the-doctor-is-in\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clinic Is Open, The Doctor Is In"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TIME TO SELL SOME CLINIQUE &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>*receives note*<\/p>\n<p>Clinic? Not Clinique? Oh.\u00a0<em>Oh<\/em>. Like, a, a&#8230; writer&#8217;s clinic. A story clinic, whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Cool. I&#8217;m more of an Avon guy, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the drill, word-nerds and story-architects.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re writing something? Novel? Short story? Script? Etc? Let&#8217;s hear a status update. How&#8217;s it going? What problems are you having? Maybe we can all crowdsource some solutions or, at the very least, it&#8217;ll give me fodder for a future blog post. (Hey, nobody said I wasn&#8217;t at least a\u00a0<em>tiny bit lazy<\/em>.) So, talk to me. What are you writing, how&#8217;s it going, and what problems are you having? Drop your answers in the comment section below. KAY THANKS BYE.<\/p>\n<p>*takes off in a jetpack to battle psionic moon-bears*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TIME TO SELL SOME CLINIQUE &#8212; *receives note* Clinic? Not Clinique? Oh.\u00a0Oh. Like, a, a&#8230; writer&#8217;s clinic. A story clinic, whatever. Cool. I&#8217;m more of an Avon guy, anyway. Here&#8217;s the drill, word-nerds and story-architects. You&#8217;re writing something? Novel? Short story? Script? Etc? Let&#8217;s hear a status update. How&#8217;s it going? What problems are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22514","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5R8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22514"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22519,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22514\/revisions\/22519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}