{"id":21955,"date":"2014-01-16T06:00:58","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T11:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=21955"},"modified":"2014-01-15T21:40:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T02:40:52","slug":"b-dubs-first-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/01\/16\/b-dubs-first-story\/","title":{"rendered":"B-Dub&#8217;s First Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3762\/11974260224_65590ee492_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3762\/11974260224_65590ee492_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He sat on my lap. &#8220;I&#8217;m writing a story!&#8221; he said. &#8220;I&#8217;m typing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then he wrote:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Nhdjyrttythjkj,.\/N<\/p>\n<p>Qw23343dfgfghrtfghjbghnmhyjkrtyjg hmm,zAMNAMNB RTFGHBNKND FXGH JHGNMAZZVFGA<\/p>\n<p>G\u00a0 t aqthywqhg ab bv b<\/p>\n<p>zTdxcdvxccv dcvcvvvcTQ nnz asm mz A<\/p>\n<p>z tyj ybnhqdf3g3cvbv<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And I assume he meant to finish with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THEN THEY WERE ALL EATEN BY ZOMBIE CROCODILES<\/p>\n<p>THE END.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thought I&#8217;d preserve the boy&#8217;s first foray into fiction writing here on the blog. Now to spend the next 16 years convincing him that being a writer is a really, really horrible idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He sat on my lap. &#8220;I&#8217;m writing a story!&#8221; he said. &#8220;I&#8217;m typing!&#8221; And then he wrote: \u00a0Nhdjyrttythjkj,.\/N Qw23343dfgfghrtfghjbghnmhyjkrtyjg hmm,zAMNAMNB RTFGHBNKND FXGH JHGNMAZZVFGA G\u00a0 t aqthywqhg ab bv b zTdxcdvxccv dcvcvvvcTQ nnz asm mz A z tyj ybnhqdf3g3cvbv And I assume he meant to finish with: THEN THEY WERE ALL EATEN BY ZOMBIE CROCODILES THE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21955","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5I7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21955"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21962,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21955\/revisions\/21962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}