{"id":21935,"date":"2014-01-14T20:42:34","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T01:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=21935"},"modified":"2014-01-14T20:42:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-15T01:42:34","slug":"what-writing-about-taxes-taught-me-about-writing-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/01\/14\/what-writing-about-taxes-taught-me-about-writing-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"What Writing About Taxes Taught Me About Writing Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here, then, a guest post by my alpha clone, Dan O’Shea, whose newest thriller,\u00a0Greed<\/strong>, is out now. You should check it out. Or I’ll send dogs to eat you.<\/em><\/p>\n

Chuck was kind enough to lend me his blog again to pitch my new book, GREED. I\u2019d already done Chuck\u2019s Ten Questions thing for my debut novel, PENANCE. Didn\u2019t seem to make sense to answer the same questions again. I can give you the elevator pitch \u2013 it\u2019s a thriller, set in Chicago. It\u2019s got blood diamonds and coke dealers and mafia dons and terrorists and mysterious three-letter agency types and regular cops and refugees and someone who\u2019s not quite a nun.<\/p>\n

But that\u2019s not much of a blog post. So I thought I\u2019d pontificate a bit, offer you young punks some life lessons.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s this line I use when in my author bio: Dan O\u2019Shea has been a business and financial writer for more than 30 years. Three decades of writing about the tax code have driven him to write about killing people.<\/p>\n

True enough as far as it goes, but lessons were learned.<\/p>\n

See, here\u2019s the thing. For a guy with only his second book out, I\u2019m an old fart \u2013 in my fifties, and never mind how far in you little shits. I\u2019ve done the confessional posts already, how I wasted way too many years writing for a living without writing what I really wanted to write. You want one lesson you can take to the bank? You want to be a writer, just write. Is that all there is to it? No. Talent\u2019s involved. You can learn, sure, but there has to be some kind of base there, an aptitude for language, some intuition about storytelling. But you\u2019re born with all the talent you\u2019re going to get. Once they\u2019ve wiped off the afterbirth, the rest of it\u2019s on you. Every minute you spend with your ass in the chair and your fingers on the keyboard is a minute you\u2019re getting better. Every minute you don\u2019t is a minute you aren\u2019t. No guarantees, of course. Doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re getting published, doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re getting famous, doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re getting rich. Just means you\u2019re getting better.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019ve had my ass in the chair and my fingers on the keyboard since before a lot of you were born. OK, most of that time I was writing about how transfer pricing issues and repatriated income concerns should shape tax strategies for businesses with off-shore operations. Or about how companies that don\u2019t leverage cost accounting and their ERP systems to develop a metrics dashboard for KPIs aren\u2019t getting the most from their IT investment. Exciting shit like that.<\/p>\n

But what I said about getting better? It still applied. Here\u2019s how.<\/p>\n

I learned that everything is a story.<\/strong> There should always be a narrative arc. That shit about transfer pricing and repatriated income? You could just recite the facts \u2013 corporate rates in country A are X and in country B are Y and blah blah blah. Or you can make give your reader a protagonist to cheer for. A scrappy US manufacturer is getting pummeled by multi-national Goliaths using bottom-feeding labor costs to gut them on prices. But the company strikes out on the great adventure of off-shoring to fight back, relying on its wits and on the reflexes that transform its size from a weakness into a competitive advantage. It works with its tax sensi to pick the right locations, evolve the best structures, to become a nimble business ninja running rings around its lumbering foes. Sure, the need for a narrative arc is way more obvious when you\u2019re writing fiction. You\u2019re not trying to position some existing facts, you\u2019re making up a story. But your big story has lots of moving parts, little stories that add up to the whole. That subplot you just ginned up to bridge a gap in your narrative? That\u2019s got to stand on its own or it will read like a verbal Band-Aid, become the storytelling equivalent of reciting the tax rates for countries A and B.<\/p>\n

I learned that motivation matters.<\/strong> Something would change, a tax law maybe. And my clients would want a story on it. I\u2019d make them tell me why. If their readers just want the facts, then there are a dozen business wire services that have already beat my clients to the punch. They have to get past their readers\u2019 brains and down into their guts. Was this change an opportunity or a threat? Do we play on the readers\u2019 fears or on their greed? We all like to think we\u2019re rational, and maybe our brains are at the helm most of the time. But our emotions are the fire in the boiler. Without them, the ship ain\u2019t going anywhere. Do you know what your characters are burning for fuel? Nothing turns me off quicker than cardboard cutout characters that are just there to shoot guns and drive cars and move the plot. Get past their brains and past your outline and wallow around in their guts awhile. Know the way before you start telling me the what.<\/p>\n

I learned how to string words together.<\/strong> I don\u2019t have any new secret style sauce to offer \u2013 I have yet to read any advice on the craft of writing that The Elements of Style<\/em> didn\u2019t say first and better. But the longer your ass is in the chair, the easier it is to hammer out the copy and the better the copy is when you\u2019re done. Really doesn\u2019t matter what you\u2019re writing about, the act of writing is still your gym time. I know writers who are afraid of starting a novel because the prospect of having to crank out 100K words just seems too daunting. Means they haven\u2019t done the training yet. When I finally got serious about fiction, I\u2019d already done my cardio, done my time in the weight room.100K words didn\u2019t seem like that big a deal because I already had a few million words under my belt.<\/p>\n

I learned that people would pay me to write shit.<\/strong> I still remember the first time I got a check for putting words on paper. Been a shit-ton of checks since then. Truth be told, the business writing pays way better than the fiction writing. Not if you\u2019re Stephen King, of course. But on average? It\u2019s no contest. Confidence matters. Sure, motivation has to start within \u2013 you have to believe in yourself. But sell something to somebody. I don\u2019t care what or to whom. All the online zines and other outlets that run shit for free, those are great, but their proliferation has created a giant content vacuum that will suck up almost anything.\u00a0 Some of them are better than others, so aim high. But keep pitching the people who pay. Once you get someone to open their wallet, then you really know you\u2019ve spent enough time in the gym. And yeah, I know you can skip this step now. I know we\u2019re living in the sunlit utopia of the great self-publishing revolution and that the oppressive gatekeepers of the literary industrial complex have been thrown to the curb by the Democratic People\u2019s Republic of Everybody. You can just toss your shit up on Amazon now and wait for the money to roll in. Well, do what you want, but if nobody nowhere has ever paid you a cent for anything you\u2019ve written, what makes you think and anybody anywhere is going to start now? Once I\u2019d written a novel, I didn\u2019t have any qualms about pitching agents. I knew when something was done and when it wasn\u2019t. I knew when something sucked and when it didn\u2019t. I had a few decades of checks from Fortune 500 clients that told me so.<\/p>\n

So go buy my damn book. You can get better than 400 pages of my copy for fast-food money, better than 100K words. That\u2019s a steal. My day-job clients would have to pay me six figures for that. C\u2019mon, I need the scratch for my Metamucil habit.<\/p>\n

Dan O’Shea: Website<\/span><\/a> | Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Greed: Amazon<\/span><\/a> | B&N<\/span><\/a> | Indiebound<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here, then, a guest post by my alpha clone, Dan O’Shea, whose newest thriller,\u00a0Greed, is out now. You should check it out. Or I’ll send dogs to eat you. Chuck was kind enough to lend me his blog again to pitch my new book, GREED. I\u2019d already done Chuck\u2019s Ten Questions thing for my debut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21935","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5HN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21935"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21942,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21935\/revisions\/21942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}