{"id":21383,"date":"2013-12-02T00:01:37","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T05:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=21383"},"modified":"2013-12-01T13:34:50","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T18:34:50","slug":"it-is-again-time-for-christmas-confections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/12\/02\/it-is-again-time-for-christmas-confections\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is Again Time For Christmas Confections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas approacheth. A giant Santa Kaiju slouching toward Bethlehem.<\/p>\n<p>And not just Christmas but a host of other holidays.<\/p>\n<p>Which means it is time for various delicious confections:<\/p>\n<p>Candies. Cookies. Pies. Sugar-fried elf meat.<\/p>\n<p>I am a terrible baker-person, but just the same this is the one time of the year where I put on an apron and get out the mixer and do my damnedest to hang out with the family and make some goddamn motherfucking cookies and treats, so this is\u00a0<em>also<\/em> the time when I come to you with wide, panicked eyes and I ask for your recipes of said cookies and treats.<\/p>\n<p>What are your favorites?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go with &#8220;not too difficult to make.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions and recipes appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>*stares at you and seductively licks a candy cane*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas approacheth. A giant Santa Kaiju slouching toward Bethlehem. And not just Christmas but a host of other holidays. Which means it is time for various delicious confections: Candies. Cookies. Pies. Sugar-fried elf meat. I am a terrible baker-person, but just the same this is the one time of the year where I put on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21383","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5yT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21383"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21387,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21383\/revisions\/21387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}