{"id":21022,"date":"2013-11-04T10:13:03","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T15:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=21022"},"modified":"2013-11-04T11:54:08","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T16:54:08","slug":"the-pumpkins-have-been-carved-and-chosen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/11\/04\/the-pumpkins-have-been-carved-and-chosen\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pumpkins Have Been Carved And Chosen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so the pumpkin carving contest is\u00a0<em>complete<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Six entries total. And I promise you: this is a very hard decision on my part.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the entries, which I&#8217;ve named (the name of the entry is above each photo):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;The Uber-Zombie.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3740\/10671144256_c700262f7d_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3740\/10671144256_c700262f7d_z.jpg?resize=640%2C428\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"428\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;Cernunnos&#8217; Cage&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7356\/10671362853_3eee9211f2_c.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7356\/10671362853_3eee9211f2_c.jpg?resize=641%2C800\" alt=\"\" width=\"641\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;The Zombie Pigman&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3764\/10671091775_a11b8171d3_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3764\/10671091775_a11b8171d3_z.jpg?resize=640%2C427\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;Typewriter Eyes&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3768\/10671146826_713903ffcf_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3768\/10671146826_713903ffcf_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;The Penmonkey&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3739\/10671361913_60d863e597.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3739\/10671361913_60d863e597.jpg?resize=306%2C408\" alt=\"\" width=\"306\" height=\"408\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;The Blighted&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5487\/10671146976_a72586c6b6_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5487\/10671146976_a72586c6b6_z.jpg?resize=640%2C427\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(For a bonus version of the Penmonkey one &#8212; <a title=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/10671362053\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/10671362053\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>here&#8217;s a shot of it glowing<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>These are all very exciting, obviously. I mean, I want to vote for them all and cover them in kisses (WHAT SHUT UP I CAN MAKE OUT WITH A PUMPKIN IF I WANNA.) Just the same, everybody can&#8217;t be winners (unless it&#8217;s elementary school), and so I have chosen &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>*drum roll*<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Cernunnos&#8217; Cage!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s both a killer pumpkin and a cool-ass photo. (Love the way the light reflects on the book.) And it depicts a whole scene\u00a0<em>straight out of the book<\/em>, which is a win.<\/p>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s my winner.<\/p>\n<p>It is the pumpkin of Melanie Weisberg, aka <a title=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rattify\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rattify\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Rattify<\/strong><\/span><\/a> from the Twitters.<\/p>\n<p>Melanie, you win a big ol&#8217; stack of books from me. So: I&#8217;ll email you! Congrats!<\/p>\n<p>NOW, it is your turn to vote for a winner.<\/p>\n<p>Drop a comment below and vote for your favorite (excluding Melanie&#8217;s &#8220;Cernunnos&#8217; Cage,&#8221; as she already won once!) &#8212; the second prize winner gets three Miriam Black e-books, including a copy of the newest, <strong>The Cormorant<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>To vote: just put the name of your favorite pumpkin entry in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>Again: do not vote for Cernunnos&#8217; Cage.<\/p>\n<p>The others are <em>fair game<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Voting ends at midnight tonight!<\/p>\n<p>VOTE AWAY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And so the pumpkin carving contest is\u00a0complete. Six entries total. And I promise you: this is a very hard decision on my part. Check out the entries, which I&#8217;ve named (the name of the entry is above each photo): &#8220;The Uber-Zombie.&#8221; &#8220;Cernunnos&#8217; Cage&#8221; &#8220;The Zombie Pigman&#8221; &#8220;Typewriter Eyes&#8221; &#8220;The Penmonkey&#8221; &#8220;The Blighted&#8221; (For a bonus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21022","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5t4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21022"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21029,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21022\/revisions\/21029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}