{"id":20716,"date":"2013-10-08T00:01:29","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T04:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=20716"},"modified":"2013-10-07T13:05:42","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T17:05:42","slug":"welcome-to-nanowrimo-prep-school-word-nerds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/10\/08\/welcome-to-nanowrimo-prep-school-word-nerds\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome To NaNoWriMo Prep School, Word-Nerds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>National Novel Writing Month &#8212; aka the gibbered Lovecraftian utterance, &#8220;Nanowrimo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It fast approaches.<\/p>\n<p>You may be partaking in this epic endeavor which asks that you write a novel-length work of fiction of 50,000 words (or more!) during the month of November. (I suspect I will inadvertently be partaking, actually. I&#8217;ll need to get 50,000 words down that month, too!)<\/p>\n<p>If you are partaking, I&#8217;ll be here all November, and I think I&#8217;ll keep the blog posts during that time shorter and sweeter &#8212; a month&#8217;s worth of motivational boots-in-your-boothole to keep you on track and slugging away at the word count.<\/p>\n<p>(Worth noting that NaNoWriMo is not for everyone. Everyone has a process unique to them, a way to get things done that is particularly and peculiarly their own. If NaNoWriMo feels like hammering a circle peg in a square hole, don&#8217;t sweat it &#8212; find another way forward.)<\/p>\n<p>If you\u00a0<em>are<\/em> getting ready for the wordery-nerdey coming up &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I got some quick tips for you.<\/p>\n<h2>Ramp Up The Word Count<\/h2>\n<p>If you are not yet putting words down daily, you need to\u00a0<em>flex them penmonkey muscles<\/em>, so that, come November, you can pop open your word processor and say, &#8220;TWO TICKETS TO THE PEN SHOW,&#8221; which will earn you weird looks because:<\/p>\n<p>a) you&#8217;re saying this to the cat and b) are pen shows even a real thing?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>You need to work out. You need to\u00a0<em>exercise<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You must practice writing every day.<\/p>\n<p>And build on the quantity of words you put down.<\/p>\n<p>Start with 100.<\/p>\n<p>And add a 100 more words every day until you&#8217;re approaching 2000 per day.<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t matter what you write, though I&#8217;d advise you keep it in the &#8220;fiction&#8221; category &#8212; fiction writing is a discipline all its own, I find.<\/p>\n<p>Build that muscle. Gain momentum.<\/p>\n<h2>Take Your Characters For A Test-Drive<\/h2>\n<p>NaNoWriMo doesn&#8217;t give you a lot of time to get to know your characters. As such, it&#8217;s time to take those bad motherfuckers out for a test drive.<\/p>\n<p>Take a character and write them into fiction unrelated to the novel you plan to write. Plop them into conflicted, challenging situations. You&#8217;ll find the character&#8217;s voice, demeanor, you&#8217;ll get to see what kind of choices they make. Run them through fictional gauntlets.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good way to learn about your characters before you actually drop them into your proper novel. (And, hey, bonus points: you might find that you&#8217;ve written some dialogue or some description you might actually want to keep and use later.)<\/p>\n<h2>Prep Your Story In Whatever Way Tickles Your Pink Parts<\/h2>\n<p>(Related: <a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/09\/14\/25-ways-to-plot-plan-and-prep-your-story\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/09\/14\/25-ways-to-plot-plan-and-prep-your-story\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Ways To Plot, Plan, and Prep Your Story.<\/strong><\/span><\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>No one perfect planning-and-plotting method exists when it comes to your novel. Outlines, mind maps, Pinterest boards, hallucinogenic dream journeys into the world of the machine elves &#8212; hey, whatever makes your grapefruit squirt. But find a way. NaNoWriMo requires working to a schedule and hammering out word count in a relatively compressed amount of time, and you&#8217;ll find that comes a lot easier when you have some kind of map &#8212; even if that map is just a series of cryptic Post-It notes Scotch-taped to the family dog.<\/p>\n<p>(One thing I would suggest, however, is that when plotting a novel, let the characters lead the way. My oft-repeated refrain is that\u00a0<em>plot is Soylent Green &#8212; it&#8217;s made of people<\/em>. Characters will do things and in their actions and dialogue will\u00a0create the events and complications that build the plot of your story. Don&#8217;t fit characters into a plot. Characters\u00a0<em>are<\/em> the plot.)<\/p>\n<h2>Pitch Your Story In A Single Tweet<\/h2>\n<p>One of the questions I ask in the Thursday interviews here at the blog is for the writers to describe their books in a single 140-character tweet.<\/p>\n<p>And I actually think many have some up with some really cool loglines, this way.<\/p>\n<p>You need to distill down your story to a single sniper&#8217;s bullet &#8212; this idea isn&#8217;t meant to be comprehensive or exhaustive or tell the entire story. It&#8217;s just a hook. That hook is ideal for selling the story later on &#8212; but right now, it&#8217;s\u00a0<em>also<\/em> ideal for crystallizing the idea in your mind.<\/p>\n<p>(You don&#8217;t need to be married to the 140-character limit, but I&#8217;d say to keep the description to 100 words or less. From a logline to a very short synopsis.)<\/p>\n<h2>Narrative Incubation Time<\/h2>\n<p>Take time to\u00a0<em>think<\/em> about your story.<\/p>\n<p>This is, for me, narrative incubation time where you let your brain off its leash to frolic in the meadow and roll around in whatever creative poop it can find.<\/p>\n<p>How you accomplish this &#8212; the task it takes to unlock this Creative Mode &#8212; is on you. I like walking, running, showering, mowing the lawn. You might like chopping wood, lifting weights, and currying a horse. That guy over there might get in the right headspace during acts of vigorous masturbation, algorithmic hive-mind design, and hunting humans for sport HEY WAIT YOU&#8217;RE ONE OF THOSE FILTHY ROBOTS AGAIN OH SONOFABITCH.<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, I&#8217;m suggesting that robots masturbate a lot. TRUE STORY LOOK IT UP.)<\/p>\n<h2>Some Posts To Lok At:<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/10\/04\/25-things-you-should-know-about-nanowrimo\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/10\/04\/25-things-you-should-know-about-nanowrimo\/\"><strong>25 Things You Should Know About NaNoWriMo<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/09\/25\/25-things-you-should-do-before-starting-your-next-novel\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/09\/25\/25-things-you-should-do-before-starting-your-next-novel\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Things To Do Before Starting Your Next Novel<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/07\/16\/25-things-to-know-about-your-storys-stakes\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/07\/16\/25-things-to-know-about-your-storys-stakes\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Things You Should Know About Your Story&#8217;s Stakes<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/14\/25-things-you-should-know-about-outlining\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/14\/25-things-you-should-know-about-outlining\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Things You Should Know About Outlining<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/03\/19\/25-turns-pivots-and-twists-to-complicate-your-story\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/03\/19\/25-turns-pivots-and-twists-to-complicate-your-story\/\">25 Turns, Pivots, And Twists To Complicate Your Story<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/10\/18\/25-questions-to-ask-as-you-write\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/10\/18\/25-questions-to-ask-as-you-write\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Questions To Ask As You Write<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/04\/10\/25-reasons-i-hate-your-main-character\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/04\/10\/25-reasons-i-hate-your-main-character\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>25 Reasons I Hate Your Main Character<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/03\/the-grand-adventure-to-find-your-voice\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/03\/the-grand-adventure-to-find-your-voice\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>The Grand Adventure To Find Your Voice<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/04\/02\/fuck-the-straight-line-how-story-rebels-against-expectation\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/04\/02\/fuck-the-straight-line-how-story-rebels-against-expectation\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Fuck The Straight Line: How Story Rebels Against Expectation<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/02\/13\/the-hardest-writerly-truth-of-them-all\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/02\/13\/the-hardest-writerly-truth-of-them-all\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>The Hardest Writerly Truth Of All<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And finally:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/06\/25\/50-rantypants-snidbits-of-random-writing-storytelling-advice\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/06\/25\/50-rantypants-snidbits-of-random-writing-storytelling-advice\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>50 Rantypants Snidbits Of Writing And Storytelling Advice<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Or, If You Don&#8217;t Have Time For NaNoWriMo&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/02\/20\/how-to-push-past-the-bullshit-and-write-that-goddamn-novel-a-very-simple-no-fuckery-writing-plan-to-get-shit-done\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/02\/20\/how-to-push-past-the-bullshit-and-write-that-goddamn-novel-a-very-simple-no-fuckery-writing-plan-to-get-shit-done\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>How To Push Past The Bullshit And Write That Goddamn Novel: A Very Simple No Fuckery Writing Plan To Get Shit Done<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"250 Things You Should Know About Writing\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/250-things-you-should-know-about-writing\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.staticflickr.com\/6145\/5939706319_a15076410f_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><a title=\"500 Ways To Be A Better Writer\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/500-ways-to-be-a-better-writer\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.staticflickr.com\/6045\/6302650654_96dee442b5_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><a title=\"500 More Ways To Be A Better Writer\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/500-more-ways-to-be-a-better-writer\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7048\/6871822355_cf78feb7a8_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><a title=\"500 Ways To Tell A Better Story\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/500-ways-to-tell-a-better-story\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7245\/7338313214_dcae9e967b_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Confessions Of A Freelance Penmonkey\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/confessions-of-a-freelance-penmonkey\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3512\/5709891080_7b74df06e1_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Revenge Of The Penmonkey\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/portfolio\/revenge-of-the-penmonkey\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.staticflickr.com\/6077\/6069244948_38024723bf_n.jpg?resize=213%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>National Novel Writing Month &#8212; aka the gibbered Lovecraftian utterance, &#8220;Nanowrimo.&#8221; It fast approaches. You may be partaking in this epic endeavor which asks that you write a novel-length work of fiction of 50,000 words (or more!) during the month of November. (I suspect I will inadvertently be partaking, actually. I&#8217;ll need to get 50,000 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-20716","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5o8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20716"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20749,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20716\/revisions\/20749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}