{"id":20104,"date":"2013-08-22T20:49:38","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T00:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=20104"},"modified":"2013-08-22T20:49:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T00:49:38","slug":"questions-for-you-runnin-types","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/08\/22\/questions-for-you-runnin-types\/","title":{"rendered":"Questions For You Runnin&#8217; Types"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, I upped my game somewhat significantly and in fact unexpectedly &#8212; jumping from six minutes of running without stopping (and dying) to nine minutes without stopping (and dying). I attribute this in part to the inclusion of music, which got me amped up to keep running.<\/p>\n<p>So, some questions for you Humans Who Run (<em>yes, I&#8217;m prejudiced against robots, shut up<\/em>):<\/p>\n<p>a) What music do you listen to when you&#8217;re running?<\/p>\n<p>b) I got a pair of Nike running shoes new (though on clearance) &#8212; though some folks say it&#8217;s worth investing in a real shoe. Like, ones actually designed to fit my wide-ass shovel-feet. Anybody got any suggestions for where to go to get that? Or any advice at all, re: shoes? SHOULD I RUN IN FLIP-FLOPS? DO THE COOL KIDS RUN IN CROCS? Are roller skates considered cheating?<\/p>\n<p>c) Apps. What apps do you use for running? To track, to motivate, to whatever. Also, what appetizers do you like to eat while running? I am partial to gooey mozzarella sticks!<\/p>\n<p>d) Dumb flailing monkey question &#8212; I&#8217;m running with headphones on and sweet jesus the headphone cords are trying to fucking kill me when I go. At a distance I must look like I&#8217;m jogging through a spider&#8217;s web &#8212; playing cat&#8217;s cradle with my headphone cable is not exactly energizing. This time I wrapped it around the phone and just&#8230; well, held the damn thing while I played music, but it&#8217;s not ideal.<\/p>\n<p>THOSE ARE MY QUESTIONS, RUNNERS OF THE PLAIN.<\/p>\n<p>Please provide me succor in these hard times or the tribe will burn me at the pyre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, I upped my game somewhat significantly and in fact unexpectedly &#8212; jumping from six minutes of running without stopping (and dying) to nine minutes without stopping (and dying). I attribute this in part to the inclusion of music, which got me amped up to keep running. So, some questions for you Humans Who Run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-20104","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-5eg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20104"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20108,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20104\/revisions\/20108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}