If you think of yourself as “aspiring,” you might be doing it wrong.<\/p>\n
If you’re more interested in a book’s metadata than its theme, you might be doing it wrong.<\/p>\n
If you’re more concerned about publishing the book than writing it, you might be doing it wrong.<\/p>\n
If you talk, tweet, think or write about writing more than you actually write: doin’ it wrong<\/em>.<\/p>\n If you always find an excuse why you’re not writing, then UR DOIN’ IT RONG.<\/p>\n If your writing life is filled with the blubbery carcasses of unfinished manuscripts lying about like dynamite-exploded whales and you’ve never finished a story, you’re doing it wrong, hoss.<\/p>\n If you keep cheating on your current manuscript by porking other, momentarily-sexier manuscripts behind the barn, yep, that’s some wrong-flavored wrongness with hot wrong sauce.<\/p>\n If you’d rather play video games or watch movies or masturbate to at twerking videos on Tumblr — in other words, if you’d rather be doing anything else but\u00a0writing<\/em> — you’re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n If you think that there’s one way up the mountain — and that you or someone else is the magical sherpa who will guide you up that mountain — oh yeah, you’re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n If you self-publish because you’re bitter at the traditional publishing establishment and not because of the very many valid reasons for self-publishing, you’re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n If you think any kind of publishing is a get-rich-quick-scheme lottery-ticket: YOU WRONG.<\/p>\n If you think writers or other artists shouldn’t get paid: YOU DOUBLE WRONG.<\/p>\n If you think you don’t need an editor: you are Mister Wrongyfaced Wrongypants, Esquire.<\/p>\n If you’ve inhaled the aerosolized horseshit and buy into the divide between\u00a0literary\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0genre<\/em> fiction, BZZT, that’s some wrong-ass shit, chief.<\/p>\n If you believe in any of the tribal breakdowns in writing and publishing (trad-pub versus self-pub, Amazon is god or Amazon is the devil, women don’t write as well as men), then let me spell it out with these Scrabble tiles, here… D O I N I T W R O N G<\/p>\n If you can’t make us care about your characters… drum roll please, doin’ it wrong<\/em>.<\/p>\n If you’re not willing to try new things in writing — new characters, new POVs, new plotting or planning styles, new something,\u00a0new anything<\/em> — then you sure ain’t right.<\/p>\n If you rely on magical thinking and it hurts you more than it helps you:\u00a0du machst es falsch!<\/em><\/p>\n If you let writer’s block win, you got it all wrong.<\/p>\n If you’re a writer who doesn’t read, ooh, holy shitkittens, you’re super-mega-ultra-wrong<\/em>.<\/p>\n If you’re a writer who only reads for pleasure, who never reads non-fiction, who refuses to read outside a single beloved genre or medium, yeah, you’re probably pretty wrong over there.<\/p>\n If you hate bookstores, you’re Mayor Wrongdong of Wronglesburg, Population: YOU.<\/p>\n If you’re an asshole to your audience, you’re BIG SUPER CRAZY FACE WRONG.<\/p>\n If you spend a lot of your time getting into fights on the Internet, you’re a big bucket of wrong.<\/p>\n If you don’t like writing and yet you persist at being a writer: wrong, wrong, wrong.<\/p>\n If you’re not writing, then you’re\u00a0motherfucking wrong<\/em>.<\/p>\n So\u00a0get right<\/em> — and go write.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" If you think of yourself as “aspiring,” you might be doing it wrong. 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