{"id":18594,"date":"2013-05-06T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T04:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=18594"},"modified":"2013-05-05T20:24:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-06T00:24:24","slug":"so-hows-the-writing-going-cats-and-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/06\/so-hows-the-writing-going-cats-and-kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"So, How&#8217;s The Writing Going, Cats And Kittens?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check-up time.<\/p>\n<p>TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe that&#8217;s a different kind of check-up.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I like these gowns.<\/p>\n<p>ASSLESS.<\/p>\n<p>Which is really a misnomer, isn&#8217;t it? Because they&#8217;re not ass-<em>less<\/em>. They&#8217;re ass-<em>ful<\/em>. By revealing the buttocks, you have wildly increased the\u00a0<em>assfulness\u00a0<\/em>quotient, yeah?<\/p>\n<p>Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m trying to say is, hey! Writer-types!<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s it going?<\/p>\n<p>What are you writing?<\/p>\n<p>What kinds of things are you finding hard in your writing?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s easy?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s\u00a0<em>surprising<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>What have you learned?<\/p>\n<p>What do you need?<\/p>\n<p>How is the whole\u00a0<em>writer&#8217;s existence<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s hear &#8217;em. Shout up from the trenches: how goes the penmonkey thing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check-up time. TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH. Maybe that&#8217;s a different kind of check-up. Still, I like these gowns. ASSLESS. Which is really a misnomer, isn&#8217;t it? Because they&#8217;re not ass-less. They&#8217;re ass-ful. By revealing the buttocks, you have wildly increased the\u00a0assfulness\u00a0quotient, yeah? Whatever. What I&#8217;m trying to say is, hey! Writer-types! How&#8217;s it going? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-18594","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4PU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18594"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18597,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18594\/revisions\/18597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}