{"id":18583,"date":"2013-05-06T00:01:14","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T04:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=18583"},"modified":"2013-05-05T08:04:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T12:04:52","slug":"the-blue-blazes-offspring-of-the-void","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/05\/06\/the-blue-blazes-offspring-of-the-void\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blue Blazes: Offspring Of The Void"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8416\/8709260575_e82f9603bf_b.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8416\/8709260575_e82f9603bf_b.jpg?resize=654%2C922\" alt=\"\" width=\"654\" height=\"922\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;The monsters of the Abyss. Offspring of the Void. The children of the Hungry Ones, of the Deep Shadows, of Those Who Eat. Birthed from the Maw-Womb, given life down in the dark &#8211; &#8211; wriggling, screaming, baying for blood and singing lamentations to the lack of light. The gobbos, or goblins, those most common denizens of the Great Below, half-mindless, willing to eat their own young, a tribe or hive of peons and pawns, Hell\u2019s own foot-soldiers. The Trogbodies or troglodytes, blind golems of stone and clay and silt. The Snakefaces, or Nagas and Naginis, those hidden seducers, those worms in the rock&#8230;&#8221;<\/h5>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Blue Blazes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Coming May 27th, 2013.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pre-order:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Blue-Blazes-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857663356\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1367425225&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=blue+blazes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Blue-Blazes-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857663356\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1367425225&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=blue+blazes\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/the-blue-blazes-chuck-wendig\/1113247125?ean=9780857663351\" href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/the-blue-blazes-chuck-wendig\/1113247125?ean=9780857663351\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>B&amp;N<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780857663351\" href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780857663351\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Indiebound<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(text by Chuck Wendig; art artifacts by Joey Hi-Fi)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The monsters of the Abyss. Offspring of the Void. The children of the Hungry Ones, of the Deep Shadows, of Those Who Eat. Birthed from the Maw-Womb, given life down in the dark &#8211; &#8211; wriggling, screaming, baying for blood and singing lamentations to the lack of light. The gobbos, or goblins, those most common [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-18583","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4PJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18583"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18588,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18583\/revisions\/18588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}