{"id":18488,"date":"2013-04-29T00:01:44","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T04:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=18488"},"modified":"2013-04-28T13:21:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T17:21:32","slug":"e-z-zerts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/04\/29\/e-z-zerts\/","title":{"rendered":"E-Z Zerts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6OhJJR8nBl4\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I like to cook.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m hell with desserts. I do make a mean ice cream these days (recipes forthcoming for my strawberry creme fraiche and Earl Grey vanilla mascarpone ice creams), but for the most part, I&#8217;m fucked when it comes to taking a tram-ride to Dessertsville.<\/p>\n<p>Desserts?<\/p>\n<p>MORE LIKE DESERTS AM I RIGHT?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not proud, no.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, let&#8217;s hear your dessert recipes with one qualification that I&#8217;d really like said dessert recipes to be\u00a0<em>fairly<\/em> easy. (Double-points if it includes no baking, but that&#8217;s by no means a requirement.) Assume I&#8217;m a dessert dipshit, and answer accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll hang up and wait for your answer.<\/p>\n<p>*click*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to cook. But I&#8217;m hell with desserts. I do make a mean ice cream these days (recipes forthcoming for my strawberry creme fraiche and Earl Grey vanilla mascarpone ice creams), but for the most part, I&#8217;m fucked when it comes to taking a tram-ride to Dessertsville. Desserts? MORE LIKE DESERTS AM I RIGHT? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-18488","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4Oc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18488"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18491,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18488\/revisions\/18491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}