{"id":17714,"date":"2013-03-08T10:09:30","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T15:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=17714"},"modified":"2013-03-08T10:09:30","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T15:09:30","slug":"americas-hot-moist-land-wang-here-i-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/03\/08\/americas-hot-moist-land-wang-here-i-come\/","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Hot Moist Land-Wang, Here I Come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably take care with naming my blog posts.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>SO IT IS OFFICIAL.<\/p>\n<p>I am making my way to Florida April 13th through the 16th.<\/p>\n<p>Flying to Fort Lauderdale, visiting Miami and the Keys, and then fleeing the moist, tacky heat and ocean-fed breeze in order to return to the woodland embrace of Pennsylvania.<\/p>\n<p>As noted the other day, I am thinking of doing a kind of ninja book signing \/ Q&amp;A \/ hangout \/ breakfast-or-booze thing while down there.<\/p>\n<p>Some folks expressed interest! Which is good. Because otherwise you&#8217;re going to make me drink alone and sign books for myself, which is probably the epitome of sad (BUT SCREW IT I&#8217;LL DO IT). I feel like doing it that Saturday (the 13th) makes the most sense, since, well, it&#8217;s a Saturday. That&#8217;s the day I get in, but I arrive early thanks to a direct flight.<\/p>\n<p>Probably need to start thinking about, y&#8217;know,\u00a0<em>where<\/em> this will happen. A park? A bar? A mall? Inside a shark tank? On a cocaine-filled speedboat as we escape the po-po?<\/p>\n<p>But seriously: any ideas as to where to go in and around Miami or Ft. Lauderdale?<\/p>\n<p>Ideally somewhere where we can eat and drink and talk. AND KILL.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, not that last part.<\/p>\n<p>Lemme know too if you think you&#8217;re down with the ninja-author-hangout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably take care with naming my blog posts. Oh well. SO IT IS OFFICIAL. I am making my way to Florida April 13th through the 16th. Flying to Fort Lauderdale, visiting Miami and the Keys, and then fleeing the moist, tacky heat and ocean-fed breeze in order to return to the woodland embrace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-17714","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4BI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17716,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17714\/revisions\/17716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}