{"id":17360,"date":"2013-02-18T00:01:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T05:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=17360"},"modified":"2013-02-17T20:39:11","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T01:39:11","slug":"authorial-sludgebody-how-to-fix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/02\/18\/authorial-sludgebody-how-to-fix\/","title":{"rendered":"Authorial Sludgebody: How To Fix?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it&#8217;s that time of the year where I feel like a hibernating bear who suddenly wakes up in his cave surrounded by candy cane wrappers and choco-smear paw-prints and the bones from various turkey dinners. It&#8217;s that post-holiday wake-up call where your body reminds you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;DEAREST SLUDGEBODY. IT IS WINTER AND YOU ARE NOW SWADDLED IN SLUDGE. FIX THIS, FLAPJACK. EITHER THAT OR JUST PUT ON 100 MORE POUNDS AND COMMIT TO THE SLUDGE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is all pretty normal for me, though this year it seems a bit worse than in prior years (the curse of getting older? the doom of living with a toddler where it&#8217;s harder to amend my diet for the better?). I assume my routine will be the same as in former years, and the answer is of course a straightforward one &#8212; &#8220;Modify lifestyle by changing diet and increasing exercise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m curious &#8212; the simple answer is a good one but I&#8217;m also curious about the more\u00a0<em>granular<\/em> answers. For those of you who have tried or are trying to lose weight &#8212; what works? What didn&#8217;t? What diet? What exercise? Give a shout.<\/p>\n<p>Curious to hear your experiments, expectations, and results.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t mind sharing, of course.<\/p>\n<p>My hats off to those who do.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll hang up and wait for your answer.<\/p>\n<p>Click.<\/p>\n<p>NO CARRIER<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it&#8217;s that time of the year where I feel like a hibernating bear who suddenly wakes up in his cave surrounded by candy cane wrappers and choco-smear paw-prints and the bones from various turkey dinners. It&#8217;s that post-holiday wake-up call where your body reminds you: &#8220;DEAREST SLUDGEBODY. IT IS WINTER AND YOU ARE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-17360","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4w0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17360"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17365,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360\/revisions\/17365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}