{"id":16721,"date":"2013-01-07T00:01:37","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T05:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=16721"},"modified":"2013-01-05T07:30:48","modified_gmt":"2013-01-05T12:30:48","slug":"a-loose-proclamation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2013\/01\/07\/a-loose-proclamation\/","title":{"rendered":"A Loose Proclamation About Terribleminds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gonna shake things up just a teeny-tiny-titty bit here at\u00a0<strong>terribleminds<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to put the blog on a loose &#8220;schedule.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That way, you know what you&#8217;re getting on any given day.<\/p>\n<p>And I know what I&#8217;m writing for the week ahead.<\/p>\n<p>This is not going to be carved in the obsidian walls of Satan&#8217;s palace or anything &#8212; if I get a wild laser beam up my ass, I may decide to shift the order one week to sate my demonic urges.<\/p>\n<p>But, here, then, is the schedule going forward:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>MONDAY: Baboon Pornography<\/li>\n<li>TUESDAY: Some Stupid Shit About Writing<\/li>\n<li>WEDNESDAY: A Microsoft Paint Drawing Of Genitals<\/li>\n<li>THURSDAY: Full House Fan Fiction<\/li>\n<li>FRIDAY: Baboon Pornography<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Right? Sound good?<\/p>\n<p>*receives a sudden flurry of emails*<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Okay. Some of you are on board with the baboon porn, but most, not so much. Whatever. Some of you clearly\u00a0<em>hate change<\/em>. And monkeys. And porn. And that means we can&#8217;t be friends.<\/p>\n<p>Fine.\u00a0<em>Fine<\/em>. Chrissakes. The things I do for you people. Let&#8217;s try this again.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0<em>new<\/em>-new schedule:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>MONDAY: A Question Posed To You, The Terribleminds Audience, For Discussion Purposes<\/li>\n<li>TUESDAY: Some Totally Insightful Shit About Writing<\/li>\n<li>WEDNESDAY: Wild Card Anything-Goes Day (Rant! Recipe! Monkey Porn!)<\/li>\n<li>THURSDAY: A Terribleminds Storyteller Interview<\/li>\n<li>FRIDAY: Flash Fiction Challenge<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Good? Yes? Are we in accord?<\/p>\n<p>SEXCELLENT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gonna shake things up just a teeny-tiny-titty bit here at\u00a0terribleminds. I&#8217;m going to put the blog on a loose &#8220;schedule.&#8221; That way, you know what you&#8217;re getting on any given day. And I know what I&#8217;m writing for the week ahead. This is not going to be carved in the obsidian walls of Satan&#8217;s palace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16721","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4lH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16721"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16729,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16721\/revisions\/16729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}