{"id":16625,"date":"2012-12-28T11:37:40","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T16:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=16625"},"modified":"2012-12-28T11:39:13","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T16:39:13","slug":"the-final-battle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/12\/28\/the-final-battle\/","title":{"rendered":"The Final Battle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rantingdragon.com\/anticipation\/coverbattle2012\/8\/08.jpg?resize=280%2C427\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rantingdragon.com\/anticipation\/coverbattle2012\/8\/06.jpg?resize=280%2C427\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><\/strong><strong style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong style=\"text-align: left;\">Blackbirds<\/strong><span style=\"text-align: left;\"> is in the <a title=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Ranting Dragon Cover Battle 2012<\/strong><\/span><\/a>! Round after round it fought &#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And now?<\/p>\n<p>It has reached the <em>final round<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>*crash of thunder*<\/p>\n<p>*timpani boom*<\/p>\n<p>*a distant wolf howls*<\/p>\n<p>It is up against the mighty cover of Seanan McGuire&#8217;s equally mighty\u00a0<strong><a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Discount-Armageddon-InCryptid-Incryptid-Novels\/dp\/0756407133\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Discount-Armageddon-InCryptid-Incryptid-Novels\/dp\/0756407133\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Discount Armageddon<\/span><\/a><\/strong> &#8212; Seanan is, of course, my spirit animal and the profane yin to my vulgar yang, and she is a damn fine writer (sweet Sid and Marty Krofft, have you read her\u00a0<strong><a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Feed-Newsflesh-Book-Mira-Grant\/dp\/0316081051\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1356712617&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=mira+grant+feed\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Feed-Newsflesh-Book-Mira-Grant\/dp\/0316081051\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1356712617&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=mira+grant+feed\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Feed<\/span><\/a><\/strong> series under the name Mira Grant? Do yourself the favor and read, read, read).<\/p>\n<p>So, were\u00a0<strong>Blackbirds<\/strong> to lose this battle &#8212; it would be a glorious loss.<\/p>\n<p>BUT WE AIN&#8217;T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A LOT OF KICKING AND FLAILING.<\/p>\n<p>When I saw <a title=\"http:\/\/www.pocko.com\/en\/illustration\/joey-hi-fi\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pocko.com\/en\/illustration\/joey-hi-fi\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Joey Hi-Fi<\/strong><\/span><\/a>&#8216;s cover for\u00a0<strong><a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Blackbirds-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662309\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1356712639&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=blackbirds+wendig\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Blackbirds-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662309\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1356712639&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=blackbirds+wendig\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Blackbirds<\/span><\/a><\/strong> (and the follow-up,\u00a0<strong>Mockingbird<\/strong>), I about fell over, dizzy.\u00a0<em>I&#8217;d won the cover lottery<\/em>. It is a truly incredible cover, a cover that sells the book far better than my own writing ever could &#8212; I cannot tell you how many people told me they picked the book up to check it out by dint of that cover. It is a single image that contains myriad images: dozens of little scenes and snippets from the book.<\/p>\n<p>So, I beseech you here today &#8212; pleading eyes searching, sweaty palms turned heavenward, manly tears streaking my gore-caked beard. I ask you to go and <a title=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rantingdragon.com\/cover-battle-final-blackbirds-vs-discount-armageddon\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>place your vote<\/strong><\/span><\/a> for your favorite cover of the year. If that cover is\u00a0<strong>Blackbirds<\/strong>, then I shall high-five you when we both arrive in Valhalla. If it&#8217;s not, then so be it. I mean, I might drive over you with my car if I see you crossing the road, but that&#8217;s the way it goes. No harm no foul, right?<\/p>\n<p>The vote is close! Split down the middle! Hurry!\u00a0<em>Hurry!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Congrats, of course, to Seanan and her cover artist, Aly Fell!<\/p>\n<p>(The contest is open until December 30th.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Blackbirds is in the Ranting Dragon Cover Battle 2012! Round after round it fought &#8212; And now? It has reached the final round. *crash of thunder* *timpani boom* *a distant wolf howls* It is up against the mighty cover of Seanan McGuire&#8217;s equally mighty\u00a0Discount Armageddon &#8212; Seanan is, of course, my spirit animal and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16625","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-4k9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16625"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16637,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16625\/revisions\/16637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}