{"id":16145,"date":"2012-11-29T11:11:57","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T16:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=16145"},"modified":"2012-11-29T20:42:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T01:42:40","slug":"terribleminds-merch-mug-and-shirt-motherfuckers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/11\/29\/terribleminds-merch-mug-and-shirt-motherfuckers\/","title":{"rendered":"Terribleminds Merch: Mug And Shirt, Motherfuckers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to do a test run on some merch, see if it&#8217;s worth doing this in a bigger way (posters, hats, dildo cozies, hunting vests, chainsaws, Blu-Rays, Manta Rays, moon carvings). So, here&#8217;s the deal.<\/p>\n<p>This sale only goes until tonight, say, 8pm EST.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to sell a mug.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m going to sell a shirt.<\/p>\n<p>This is what goes on the mug:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8339\/8229156449_56446741b0.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8339\/8229156449_56446741b0.jpg?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Or, the inverse:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8489\/8229157965_6f438d5d0c.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8489\/8229157965_6f438d5d0c.jpg?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The t-shirt on the other hand, looks like this, and has the <strong>terribleminds<\/strong> logo on the back:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.staticflickr.com\/6056\/5901031450_ce42c15676_o.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm7.staticflickr.com\/6056\/5901031450_ce42c15676_o.jpg?resize=396%2C396\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The shirt comes in adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X. Men&#8217;s or Women&#8217;s. (2X and 3X is $5.00 more.)<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: For some reason the XL option isn&#8217;t showing up on the actual drop-down button? (Making and editing Paypal buttons is a bite in the scrotum.) If you order, either add a note to the invoice asking for XL or send me an email at terribleminds at gmail dot com.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Penmonkey design is by the glorious <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"http:\/\/www.amyhouser.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amyhouser.com\">Amy Houser<\/a><\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The mug is $20. ($15 + shipping)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The shirt is $25. ($20 + shipping)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have a Certified Penmonkey t-shirt and a mug (though not yet an Art Harder mug) and both are very nice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Order through Paypal below.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Shipping right now only to the United States, please. (If there&#8217;s a real response to this and it&#8217;s worth the time, I&#8217;ll blow that out and include international territories. Diggit? Duggit? Good.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Price includes shipping.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">They will be ordered today and arrive ~10 days.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Questions? Drop &#8217;em in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>Sale now over! Thanks all for checking it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to do a test run on some merch, see if it&#8217;s worth doing this in a bigger way (posters, hats, dildo cozies, hunting vests, chainsaws, Blu-Rays, Manta Rays, moon carvings). So, here&#8217;s the deal. This sale only goes until tonight, say, 8pm EST. I&#8217;m going to sell a mug. 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