{"id":15280,"date":"2012-08-26T17:19:35","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T21:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=15280"},"modified":"2012-08-27T09:29:48","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T13:29:48","slug":"nsfw-the-collected-profanity-of-blackbirds-and-mockingbird-book-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/08\/26\/nsfw-the-collected-profanity-of-blackbirds-and-mockingbird-book-trailer\/","title":{"rendered":"NSFW: The Collected Profanity Of Blackbirds And Mockingbird (Book Trailer)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1OEm6BfD6Rw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Fuck. Fuck off. Fuck it. Fuck you. Some Podunk fuckwit country tune. We shall not be fucking. Fuck this. Shit that. My fair fuckin\u2019 lady. God-fucked motel. You fuckin\u2019 whore. A rust-fucked pickup. Eat a dick and die, fuckpie. Frat-fucks. Dumb fucker. I fucking love Google. Hoity-fucking-toity. Bugfuck nuts. Fuckin\u2019 prick. The sun can go fuck itself. The Sunshine Caf\u00e9 can go fuck itself equally. Dog-fucker of a mother. Fucking dickwipe. Ass-fuck, New Mexico. The motherfucking mongoose. The motherfucking apocalypse. \u201cMother cock sucker and fucker.\u201d We\u2019re fucked. Everybody\u2019s fucked. Basehead tweaker fuckface. You fucking shitcock asshole. Hairless Fucker. Jumping Fucking Jesus. Froo-froo piece-of-shit donkey-fucker skinhead. Bullshit. Apeshit. Chickenshit. No shit. Shithead. Shit-canned. Baby shit yellow. Batshit highway witch. The Holy Shit I\u2019m Dead Express. Shits blood and dies. Shitbird Lane. Shithouse spider. Cut the \u2018little girl\u2019 shit, paleface. I\u2019mma squeeze the dogshit out of you. You\u2019ll be shitting legal papers till the stars burn out. Slicker than gooseshit on a glass window. This emo shit gives me a rash. Neither shit nor shinola. Shit Creek. Shit River. I don\u2019t want to ingest particles of cat shit. Shit-ton of lighthouses. Shitload of squirrels. Shithole party. Hammered shit. Favorite little shithead! Rock out with your cock out. His cock in his hand. Syphilis is rotting your cock off. Cocksucker. Cat piss. Piss and Doritos. Piss in your Wheaties. Piss-shivers. He might as well have a couple vaginas in his pocket. I did you with my vagina. Two noses and a vagina for a mouth. An unguent for your rashy vagina. Stapled my vagina shut. Sand-encrusted vagina. Tall, Dark and Asshole. Stuff the rabbit\u2019s foot up your asshole. Somewhere in the approximate middle of New Jersey\u2019s sandy asshole. A moist dirt pucker like a cancerous asshole. A nun\u2019s asshole. C-U-Next-Tuesday. Dangling by a delicate cunt hair. Crafty little cunt. Bitchy cunt whore mother. Twat-cunt. Worm-choked cunt. Twat bitch axe-wound. Lippy bitch! Bitches be crazy. The slag-whore bitches in Dracula\u2019s brothel. Sonofabitch. Boobies. Titties. Tits in a bear-trap. Whipped cream on my tits, broccoli up his ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And here, then, for your&#8230; erm, amusement and\/or edification, the new &#8220;book trailer&#8221; for BLACKBIRDS and MOCKINGBIRD. I pulled out the profanity of the book, strung it together into a wall of vulgar gibberish, then I read it aloud. Here it is. 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