{"id":14640,"date":"2012-06-29T00:01:45","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T04:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=14640"},"modified":"2012-06-28T22:32:05","modified_gmt":"2012-06-29T02:32:05","slug":"flash-fiction-challenge-another-story-in-three-sentences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/06\/29\/flash-fiction-challenge-another-story-in-three-sentences\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Fiction Challenge: Another Story In Three Sentences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7122\/7433936276_dbf5f04224_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7122\/7433936276_dbf5f04224_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Last week\u2019s challenge: \u201c<a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/06\/22\/flash-fiction-challenge-thats-my-new-band-name\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/06\/22\/flash-fiction-challenge-thats-my-new-band-name\/\"><strong>That&#8217;s My New Band Name<\/strong><\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I want to give someone a copy of <strong>500 Ways To Tell A Better Story.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As always, you gotta dance for your dinner, though. It&#8217;s fuck-or-walk around these parts, hoss.<\/p>\n<p>Put your pants on. I didn&#8217;t mean it like that. <em>It&#8217;s a metaphor<\/em>. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>ANYWAY.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re going to tell a story in three sentences.<\/p>\n<p>You will post this story here, in the comments below.<\/p>\n<p>Keep it under 100 words.<\/p>\n<p>You only get <em>one<\/em> entry.<\/p>\n<p>I will give away three copies of the book in either ePub, MOBI or PDF format. Your choice.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got one week. Due by noon EST, July 6th, 2012.<\/p>\n<p>Three sentences. Beginning, middle, end, 1, 2, 3.<\/p>\n<p>Do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re going to tell a story in three sentences. You will post this story here, in the comments below. Keep it under 100 words. You only get one entry. I will give away three copies of the book in either ePub, MOBI or PDF format. Your choice. You&#8217;ve got one week. You in?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71,75],"class_list":{"0":"post-14640","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-fiction","8":"tag-fridayflash","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-3O8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14642,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14640\/revisions\/14642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}