{"id":13873,"date":"2012-05-07T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T04:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=13873"},"modified":"2012-05-07T06:33:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T10:33:13","slug":"four-books-i-want-you-to-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/05\/07\/four-books-i-want-you-to-read\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Books I Want You To Read"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Real quick post &#8212; here&#8217;s four books I think you should go find. And buy. And read. And rub on your body in slow, concentric circles. And then film it and put it on YouTube.<\/p>\n<p>(For the record, I have Amazon links here because I&#8217;m lazy, but please search these books out at the venue of your choice &#8212; indie bookstore, library, B&amp;N, whatever and wherever.)<\/p>\n<p>(Also for the record, these are authors I know and\/or have met &#8212; while you&#8217;re free to take my opinions with a grain of salt, please believe me I wouldn&#8217;t pimp the work unless I was a super-fan.)<\/p>\n<h3><strong>So You Created A Wormhole: The Time Traveler&#8217;s Guide To Time Travel<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Phil Hornshaw and Nick Hurwitch. <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/So-You-Created-Wormhole-Travelers\/dp\/0425245586\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320638&amp;sr=8-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/So-You-Created-Wormhole-Travelers\/dp\/0425245586\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320638&amp;sr=8-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Buy at Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Met these two gents at the LA Book Fest. I hadn&#8217;t heard of their book at the time, but they were kind enough to ensure I got a copy &#8212; here&#8217;s the thing, I didn&#8217;t actually intend to chew through this book like a squirrel chewing through attic insulation, but fuck it, too bad, too late. This book &#8212; in the vein of the The Zombie Survival Guide &#8212; is fuuuu-huuu-cking funny. (&#8220;In a hand-to-hand skirmish, a Viking will overpower you. Know any off-color jokes? Now&#8217;s the time, as a Viking&#8217;s sense of humor is one of his major weaknesses. They are also vulnerable to dynamite, if you happen to have any.&#8221;) I got it yesterday and sat here at my desk just mowing through it. The do&#8217;s and do not&#8217;s of time travel laid bare in a hilarious (and often insane) dissection. Not just for time travel fans but a fun examination of sci-fi tropes across the board.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Lucky Bastard<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>S. G. Browne. <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lucky-Bastard-S-G-Browne\/dp\/1451657196\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320698&amp;sr=1-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lucky-Bastard-S-G-Browne\/dp\/1451657196\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320698&amp;sr=1-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Buy at Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I confess that I&#8217;m only halfway through this book but again it&#8217;s a story I did not expect to gulp down so fast &#8212; see, I&#8217;m a slow reader. It&#8217;s just the way I am, I don&#8217;t fly through books so much as creep my way page by page like a stalker in your shrubbery. But here, Browne&#8217;s not-so-hard-boiled (&#8220;over-easy&#8221;) luck poaching (yes, he poaches luck) detective makes for charming and hilarious reading. There&#8217;s a Christopher Moore-y vibe going here if Moore wrote crime fiction. (Speakawhich, I need to read Moore&#8217;s newest. I also need to mow the lawn and clean the kitchen but I think I&#8217;d rather read books. DON&#8217;T JUDGE ME.)<\/p>\n<h3><strong>All The Young Warriors<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Anthony Neil Smith. <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/All-The-Young-Warriors-ebook\/dp\/B005ZMHX2G\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320718&amp;sr=1-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/All-The-Young-Warriors-ebook\/dp\/B005ZMHX2G\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320718&amp;sr=1-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Buy at Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, listen. I like Smith. I like his work. But his work isn&#8217;t for everybody &#8212; Octavia from <strong>Choke On Your Lies<\/strong> is not an easy character to like (though I found her easy to love). But this book? This book is for everybody. This book is fucking incredible. This is Smith&#8217;s breakout work, featuring a pair of Somali-Americans who kill a cop&#8217;s pregnant girlfriend and then head to Somalia to fight in &#8220;the war,&#8221; leaving the cop behind. The cop, Bleeker, pairs up with one of the boys&#8217; fathers in an unlikely pact of alliance and revenge &#8212; a journey which takes them through the underbelly of the Twin Cities and, eventually, to Somalia. It&#8217;s a brutal book, but funny, too, and like with all my favorite books beneath the scabs and the the rings of calcified bone you&#8217;ll find a core of heart and sorrow at the center of it, gooey and sweet and sad all at the same time. Smith&#8217;s prose is direct and potent as a fist to the throat, but he knows too when to give the story the oxygen it needs. Go grabby. (Note: only available as an e-book, which is itself a crime. This should be a goddamn bestseller, this book.)<\/p>\n<h3><strong>City of the Lost <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Stephen Blackmoore. <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/City-Lost-Stephen-Blackmoore\/dp\/0756407028\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320927&amp;sr=1-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/City-Lost-Stephen-Blackmoore\/dp\/0756407028\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1336320927&amp;sr=1-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Buy at Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Like the work of Harry Connolly? Or Jim Butcher? Richard Kadrey? Dude. <em>Dude<\/em>. Get in on a little Stephen Blackmoore action. Uhh, hello, zombies? Los Angeles? Bad magic? Vampires? Witches? Nazis? I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and do myself a favor by comparing myself to Blackmoore &#8212; which is, to reiterate, a favor to me (and probably an insult to him, but shhh), but you&#8217;ve got a complicated protagonist, lots of bloody violence, some very potty-mouthed language. This is a book I was destined to love and, I think if you dig my work, you&#8217;ll dig this. It&#8217;s &#8220;urban fantasy,&#8221; except it&#8217;s equally noir or &#8220;noirror&#8221; (noir\/horror), too.<\/p>\n<p>Now?<\/p>\n<p>YOUR TURN.<\/p>\n<p>Recommend a book. Not your own. Someone else&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Real quick post &#8212; here&#8217;s four books I think you should go find. And buy. And read. And rub on your body in slow, concentric circles. And then film it and put it on YouTube. (For the record, I have Amazon links here because I&#8217;m lazy, but please search these books out at the venue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-13873","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-3BL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13873"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13892,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13873\/revisions\/13892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}