{"id":13576,"date":"2012-04-13T07:16:46","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T11:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=13576"},"modified":"2012-04-27T07:46:03","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T11:46:03","slug":"flash-fiction-challenge-death-is-on-the-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/04\/13\/flash-fiction-challenge-death-is-on-the-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Fiction Challenge: &#8220;Death Is On The Table&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/how-you-die.tumblr.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m29jg5n5Bc1r80j18o1_1280.jpg?resize=375%2C613\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"613\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Behold last week&#8217;s challenge: &#8220;<a title=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/04\/06\/flash-fiction-challenge-just-the-opening-line\/\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/04\/06\/flash-fiction-challenge-just-the-opening-line\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Just The Opening Line<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, in less than two weeks now, my debut original novel &#8212; <strong>Blackbirds<\/strong> &#8212; enters into the world. Hopefully with a mad flutter of wings and not the <em>thud<\/em> of a dead crow hitting the windshield of a parked car, but that&#8217;s a thing that&#8217;s out of my control. The book aims to be a sharp-toothed tale about fate and free will, featuring a girl who can see how you&#8217;re going to die just by touching you. (Let me add, in a moment of self-promo whorishness, that if you pre-order the book now from <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Blackbirds-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662309\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1333381145&amp;sr=1-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Blackbirds-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662309\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1333381145&amp;sr=1-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon (US)<\/strong><\/span><\/a>,\u00a0 <a title=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Blackbirds-Angry-Robot-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662295\/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1333381145&amp;sr=1-1\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Blackbirds-Angry-Robot-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/0857662295\/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1333381145&amp;sr=1-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon (UK)<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, or <a title=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/blackbirds-chuck-wendig\/1107036474?ean=9780857662309\" href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/blackbirds-chuck-wendig\/1107036474?ean=9780857662309\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>B&amp;N<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, and you email me proof of said pre-ordering to terribleminds at gmail dot com, I will toss you my short story collection and the first Atlanta Burns novella. For free, in PDF or MOBI format.)<\/p>\n<p>What all this means is, today we&#8217;re talking about death.<\/p>\n<p>The Big &#8220;D.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Demise. Dirt-Nap. Stick a fork in me, <em>I&#8217;m done<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You have 1000 words to write a short story that prominently features death. What that means is up to you, of course. And genre is also in your court.<\/p>\n<p>But a death &#8212; or the concept of death, or an exploration of death &#8212; must be front and center.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll pick my favorite before <strong>Blackbirds<\/strong> releases on April 24th, and I&#8217;ll send the winner an e-book of my novel from either Amazon (MOBI) or B&amp;N (ePUB).<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got 1000 words.<\/p>\n<p>Post the stories at your blogs or online spaces &#8212; don&#8217;t post here in the comments as the stories are too long to live at Casa Terribleminds. I&#8217;ll delete stories that post here. I&#8217;ll bring the hammer down.<\/p>\n<p>Deadline is &#8212; well, given that I&#8217;m traveling next week, let&#8217;s short the deadline by one day.<\/p>\n<p>Your <em>new<\/em> deadline is Thursday, 4\/19, by noon EST.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>EDIT:<\/p>\n<p>AND WE HAVE A WINNER.<\/p>\n<p>*pant, pant, pant*<\/p>\n<p>Man, took me a while to go through these &#8212; I thought I&#8217;d have time traveling but I suspect I underestimated how many of you would enter.<\/p>\n<p>Some really great stories here. The game has been upped. I found myself having to pick apart entries based on tinier details to count them out.<\/p>\n<p>Spritzing death with a douche-spray? Death&#8217;s ride? Red and the Wolf? Many many good entries. A couple-few that were hard to read (blogs with images behind the text are unpleasant at best). But mostly top notch.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m calling the winner for:<\/p>\n<p>A De\/composition.<\/p>\n<p>By Ilona Rose.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s short and strongly written and struck me in a very sad way.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"xrHht2yMIR\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/ilonatherose.wordpress.com\/a-decomposition\/\">A De\/composition<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;A De\/composition&#8221; &#8212; I Should Be Writing\" src=\"https:\/\/ilonatherose.wordpress.com\/a-decomposition\/embed\/#?secret=5PXuZwpr8o#?secret=xrHht2yMIR\" data-secret=\"xrHht2yMIR\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ilona, contact me at terribleminds at gmail dot com.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, all!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, in less than two weeks now, my debut original novel &#8212; Blackbirds &#8212; enters into the world. Hopefully with a mad flutter of wings and not the thud of a dead crow hitting the windshield of a parked car, but that&#8217;s a thing that&#8217;s out of my control. What all this means is, today we&#8217;re talking about death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71],"class_list":{"0":"post-13576","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-fiction","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-3wY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13576"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13583,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13576\/revisions\/13583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}