{"id":13341,"date":"2012-03-29T00:01:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T04:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=13341"},"modified":"2012-03-29T07:26:27","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T11:26:27","slug":"pimp-circus-and-promopalooza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2012\/03\/29\/pimp-circus-and-promopalooza\/","title":{"rendered":"Pimp Circus And Promopalooza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard out there for us creative types. Getting the word out is tricky business.<\/p>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s open the comments below for you to get out word about [Insert Your Project Name Here]. In lieu of an interview today pimping a particular author, you should feel free to pimp yourself. Why pimp here, you ask? Well, this month I&#8217;m averaging 11-12k readers a day. Hopefully, you&#8217;ll reach new audience?<\/p>\n<p>Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n<p>But but <em>but<\/em>. There&#8217;s a catch.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how this works:<\/p>\n<p>You can, as noted, pimp your work.<\/p>\n<p>Anything at all.<\/p>\n<p>Novel. Blog. Comic. Movie. Napkin with a drawing of your penis on it. WHATEVER.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>You must also pimp something else by someone else.<\/p>\n<p>Alternately, you can of course just be a pop culture altruist and recommend something to us without pimping any of your own work. Which would be lovely of you, you lovely human.<\/p>\n<p>So, hop to it. Strap on a corset and some garters and shake that moneymaker.<\/p>\n<p>Which was originally typed as &#8220;monkeymaker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think I like that better, actually.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. Do your thing.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! And do peruse the comments. Might find something you like, after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard out there for us creative types. Getting the word out is tricky business. So, let&#8217;s open the comments below for you to get out word about [Insert Your Project Name Here]. In lieu of an interview today pimping a particular author, you should feel free to pimp yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-13341","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-3tb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13341"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13343,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13341\/revisions\/13343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}