{"id":11935,"date":"2011-12-08T07:36:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=11935"},"modified":"2011-12-08T07:36:58","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:36:58","slug":"let-the-carousel-of-pimpage-go-round-and-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/12\/08\/let-the-carousel-of-pimpage-go-round-and-round\/","title":{"rendered":"Let The Carousel Of Pimpage Go &#8216;Round And &#8216;Round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whew, sorry this post is late &#8212; was up in NYC yesterday joining my writing partner Lance at the WGA to give a talk about transmedia. Was a blasty-blast, but that means I didn&#8217;t manage to sling together a post for today. Don&#8217;t look at me like that. With those sad eyes. That quivering lip. That trembling .38 snubnose in your greasy paw.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this past week, Internet Ubermeister John Scalzi said, &#8220;Hey, come <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/05\/whatever-shopping-guide-2011-day-1-traditionally-published-books\/\" href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/05\/whatever-shopping-guide-2011-day-1-traditionally-published-books\/\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/span> to parade your traditionally-published books, come <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/06\/whatever-shopping-guide-day-2-non-traditionally-published-books\/\" href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/06\/whatever-shopping-guide-day-2-non-traditionally-published-books\/\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/span> to parade your self-pub works, come <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><a title=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/07\/the-whatever-shopping-guide-day-3-other-gifts-and-crafts\/\" href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/12\/07\/the-whatever-shopping-guide-day-3-other-gifts-and-crafts\/\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/span> to tell us about your other awesome arts and crafts.&#8221; Awesome for him to open his blog that way. Here I&#8217;ve opened the circus of pimpage from time to time, and Scalzi&#8217;s posts reminded me &#8212; hey, I have not done that in a while.<\/p>\n<p>So, here we go. Just in time for the (un)holy daze of the holidays.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll toss it all into one big mash &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Pimp whatever you want.<\/p>\n<p>Book of any published pedigree, comic, toys, ARG, blog, Tumblr devoted to your mustache, anything and anything that <em>can<\/em> be pimped <em>should<\/em> be pimped.<\/p>\n<p>Further, don&#8217;t think you have to pimp <em>your<\/em> work. The true Christmas spirit is pimping the work of someone else. Call out things you love by people you respect and tell us how to procure them.<\/p>\n<p>Most important &#8212; pimping needs you to answer that &#8220;why&#8221; question. Don&#8217;t just say I WROTE BOOK HERE LINK NNGGHH &#8212; what were you, <em>raised in a blog-barn<\/em>? Sell us on it, by gum and by golly.<\/p>\n<p>Now go forth! And share thee well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Internet Ubermeister John Scalzi said, &#8220;Hey, come here to parade your traditionally-published books, come here to parade your self-pub works, come here to tell us about your other awesome arts and crafts.&#8221; Awesome for him to open his blog that way. Here I&#8217;m reminded &#8212; hey, I have not done that in a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"class_list":{"0":"post-11935","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-otherwriters","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-36v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11935"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11937,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11935\/revisions\/11937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}