{"id":11768,"date":"2011-11-25T07:31:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T12:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=11768"},"modified":"2011-11-25T11:07:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T16:07:52","slug":"black-friday-ninety-nine-cent-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/11\/25\/black-friday-ninety-nine-cent-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday: Ninety-Nine Cent Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ahem.<\/p>\n

*does the jaunty salesman dance*<\/p>\n

Both SHOTGUN GRAVY<\/strong> and IRREGULAR CREATURES<\/strong> are on sale for $0.99 until the reprehensibly-named “Cyber-Monday.” Which is, of course, the day we all become Cybermen and have cybersex with other travelers within cyberspace. Or something? I dunno.<\/p>\n

The Blackbloom<\/strong> posts will come later today! Keep your grapes peeled.<\/p>\n

Shotgun Gravy<\/strong><\/h3>\n

A girl. Her friends. Some bullies. A shotgun. It doesn’t go well.<\/p>\n

Amazon<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

B&N<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Or PDF:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Irregular Creatures<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Short story collection feature tales of strange beasties and mythological mutants: flying cats, demon strippers, magical hobos, sad mermaids, giant chickens, and oh-so-much more.<\/p>\n

Amazon<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

B&N<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Or PDF:<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n  <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Both SHOTGUN GRAVY and IRREGULAR CREATURES are on sale for $0.99 until the reprehensibly-named “Cyber-Monday.” Which is, of course, the day we all become Cybermen and have cybersex with other travelers within cyberspace. Or something? I dunno.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-11768","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-33O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11768"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11779,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11768\/revisions\/11779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}