{"id":11659,"date":"2011-11-15T00:01:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T05:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=11659"},"modified":"2011-11-14T07:32:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T12:32:29","slug":"get-your-pointy-teeth-and-practice-your-zombie-shuffle-its-double-dead-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/11\/15\/get-your-pointy-teeth-and-practice-your-zombie-shuffle-its-double-dead-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Pointy Teeth And Practice Your Zombie Shuffle: It&#8217;s Double Dead Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pyeparr.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/double-dead-advertising.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-EaAgoLiOT6A\/TrF91N8G3qI\/AAAAAAAAAyo\/7r8vXWufIRo\/s1600\/DD%2Bpress%2Badvert.png?resize=533%2C700\" alt=\"\" width=\"533\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Purchase as book or e-book at:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DD: Amazon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Double-Dead-Tomes-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/1907992413\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1321273752&amp;sr=8-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon (US)<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DD: UK\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Double-Dead-Tomes-Chuck-Wendig\/dp\/1907992413\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1321273752&amp;sr=8-1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon (UK)<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DD: B&amp;N\" href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/tomes-of-the-dead-chuck-wendig\/1104196929?ean=9781907992414&amp;itm=1&amp;usri=double%252bdead\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Barnes &amp; Noble<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"DD: iTunes\" href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/book\/double-dead\/id467363972?mt=11\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s the 15th of November.<\/p>\n<p>Which means that Coburn the vampire is here.<\/p>\n<p>Poor, poor Coburn. Once the king of his castle &#8212; his castle being New York City &#8212; he awakens from slumber to discover that his city <em>and<\/em> his world have been gobbled up by a zombie apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the humans are dead.<\/p>\n<p>Which means his food source is spoiled. Vampire can&#8217;t live on dead blood, after all.<\/p>\n<p>And so the vampire must move from <em>predator<\/em> to <em>protector<\/em>, a shepherd who must find a food source and stand vigil over the herd. It&#8217;s not an easy transition, of course. The monster is still a monster, after all.<\/p>\n<p>(This ain&#8217;t <strong>Twilight<\/strong>, folks. Only way Coburn glitters is if he kills and eats a stripper.)<\/p>\n<p>Along the way, what will he discover about the world? About the girl he protects? And about himself?<\/p>\n<p>Gotta read it to find out.<\/p>\n<p><em>A vampire in zombieland.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Featuring:<\/p>\n<p>A teenage girl with a healing gift!<\/p>\n<p>Zombie evolution!<\/p>\n<p>Wal-Mart cannibals!<\/p>\n<p>An army of Route 66 Juggalos!<\/p>\n<p>A little white terrier named &#8220;Creampuff!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And, of course, one cranky-ass cocky fuck of a vampire: Coburn.<\/p>\n<p>Please to enjoy, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor, poor Coburn. Once the king of his castle &#8212; his castle being New York City &#8212; he awakens from slumber to discover that his city and his world have been gobbled up by a zombie apocalypse. Most of the humans are dead. Which means his food source is spoiled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,71],"class_list":{"0":"post-11659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-chuckwendig","8":"tag-fiction","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-323","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11659"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13247,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11659\/revisions\/13247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}