{"id":11569,"date":"2011-11-10T00:01:50","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T05:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=11569"},"modified":"2011-11-11T12:39:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T17:39:05","slug":"well-holy-crap-its-time-to-give-away-a-kindle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/11\/10\/well-holy-crap-its-time-to-give-away-a-kindle\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, Holy Crap, It’s Time To Give Away A Kindle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hot dang.<\/p>\n

CONFESSIONS OF A FREELANCE PENMONKEY<\/strong> has sold almost 900 copies since it dropped, and since starting the Penmonkey Incitement Program<\/a><\/strong><\/span> we’re actually up to 509 sold.<\/p>\n

Which means it’s time to give away:<\/p>\n

a) Another postcard<\/p>\n

b) Another t-shirt<\/p>\n

c) Holy shit, a Kindle.<\/p>\n

I will be giving away a Kindle Touch<\/strong><\/span><\/a> ($99), to be specific.<\/p>\n

Here’s how this works.<\/p>\n

I draw randomly from the list of names of those who have procured COAFPM <\/strong>— the trick is, if I don’t know that you purchased it, then I don’t know to pick your name. I’m not psychic.<\/p>\n

If you bought it via PDF: I have your information already, no need for you to worry or do anything.<\/p>\n

If you bought it via Amazon or B&N, I do not<\/em> possess this information automatically. Which means you need to send me proof-of-purchase to terribleminds [at] gmail [dot] com<\/strong>. (Many have already sent in your names, and those that have do not<\/em> need to re-send that information.)<\/p>\n

I will pick the names tomorrow (Friday) at noon (EST).<\/p>\n

Which means you have until then to still procure COAFPM<\/strong> and get me the information if you want to be in on the Kindle draw. At present your chances are pretty good: 1\/250 or so.<\/p>\n

And I will also be picking for the postcard and t-shirt.<\/p>\n

Note that both t-shirt and Kindle are U.S. residents only. Sorry. Only way I can send to international residents is if they’re willing to pay the overseas shipping. (Which is fine, but let me know that.)<\/p>\n

Come back here to this post — this is where I’ll be making the pick.<\/p>\n

To procure the book ($4.99):<\/p>\n

<\/strong>Kindle (US)<\/strong><\/a><\/span>, Kindle (UK<\/strong><\/a><\/span>), Nook<\/strong><\/a><\/span>, or PDF<\/strong><\/a><\/span>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Thanks!<\/p>\n

EDIT:<\/strong><\/p>\n

TAMELA RITTER wins herself a Kindle Touch!<\/p>\n

CHRISTIAN TOMSEY wins a Penmonkey t-shirt!<\/p>\n

And sending out two postcards, too (since we just crossed over the 550 mark) —<\/p>\n

Samuraigerbil and joe-in-ey!<\/p>\n

Congrats!<\/p>\n

And don’t forget — another 450 sales and we give away another Kindle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hot dang. CONFESSIONS OF A FREELANCE PENMONKEY has sold almost 900 copies since it dropped, and since starting the Penmonkey Incitement Program we’re actually up to 509 sold. Which means it’s time to give away: a) Another postcard b) Another t-shirt c) Holy shit, a Kindle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":{"0":"post-11569","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-terribleminds","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-30B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11569"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11585,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569\/revisions\/11585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}