{"id":10504,"date":"2011-08-29T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T04:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=10504"},"modified":"2011-08-28T18:57:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T22:57:22","slug":"transmissions-from-baby-town-everyday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/08\/29\/transmissions-from-baby-town-everyday\/","title":{"rendered":"Transmissions From Baby-Town: &#8220;Everyday&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"650\" height=\"366\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=28224142&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00adef&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/28224142\">Everyday<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user6486776\">Chuck Wendig<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I generally give my Sundays over to writing the Mon \/ Tues \/ Weds blogs posts for this here website you have found yourself visiting. That&#8217;s the normal thing. The plan. The <em>schtick<\/em>. This Sunday, however, I was forced to give my day toward sitting around in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>Listening to trees groan, shatter, and collapse in the woods.<\/p>\n<p>Listening to branches hurled at our house.<\/p>\n<p>Watching the waters rise at the road, making it impassable.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Hurricane Irene. You silly bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway! Point being, this week might be a bit <em>lighter <\/em>on the ol&#8217; blogposts than usual. Oh, you&#8217;ll still get your content. You shivering addicts, you. Don&#8217;t worry, baby birds. Daddy will regurgitate into your mouths.<\/p>\n<p>Right! Speaking of baby birds, as you can see, I give you: my first home video.<\/p>\n<p>I can smell the excitement wafting off you like cat pee soaked long into an old carpet. <em>Home video<\/em>. The name alone conjures confetti, cake, bacon, and a small armada of temple slaves here to do your bidding.<\/p>\n<p>Here at <strong>terribleminds<\/strong> I talk a lot about our new son, He-Who-Is-Nicknamed &#8220;B-Dub,&#8221; and this time I thought maybe I&#8217;d show you him in motion. From Then until Now. I apologize in advance for the diabetes and cavities this will cause you. He&#8217;s very high on the Glycemic Index, this baby. Just too sweet. Whatever. You&#8217;re going to deal with it and you&#8217;re going to watch it and if you&#8217;re a dude you&#8217;re going to grow ovaries.<\/p>\n<p>Also: this is my first experiment with iMovie. Took me a bit to get the hang of the program &#8212; which isn&#8217;t hard, but remember I&#8217;ve never used a Mac before &#8212; so, feel free to deposit iMovie tips in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>Please to enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here at terribleminds I talk a lot about our new son, He-Who-Is-Nicknamed &#8220;B-Dub,&#8221; and this time I thought maybe I&#8217;d show you him in motion. From Then until Now. I apologize in advance for the diabetes and cavities this will cause you. He&#8217;s very high on the Glycemic Index, this baby. Just too sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,34,22],"class_list":{"0":"post-10504","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-chuckwendig","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-remember","11":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-2Jq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10504"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10511,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10504\/revisions\/10511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}