{"id":50904,"date":"2023-02-16T10:09:09","date_gmt":"2023-02-16T15:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?page_id=50904"},"modified":"2023-02-16T10:09:09","modified_gmt":"2023-02-16T15:09:09","slug":"merch-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/merch-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Merch!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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So, I used to do merch. Art Harder, Motherfucker, and Certified Penmonkey and all that fun stuff. Except, time took its toll and I dunno, I got distracted by a shiny object, because essentially at the core I am an easily-distractible crow. The merch faded with time, into the mists. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But now. Merch hath returned<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Check it out right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve partnered with awesome human, Jordan Shiveley<\/a>, who designs and operates the merch-realm known as voidmerch<\/a>, and as such, he’s begin to upload a number of Wendig-slash-terribleminds-slash-novel-themed designs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’ll find a panoply of sinister designs that will break your mind and steal your teeth. I mean, that or just make you look fashionable as fuck decked out in your fancy Wendigalia. Which is not a word. But it is now, shut up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I mean, this is just a sample of what’s there:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You’ll also find a new ART HARDER, MOTHERFUCKER design (clean version also available) there. Plus Black Swan, Magic Skeleton, Ramble Rocks, and more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And there will be more designs to come. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please to enjoy, slavering merchwolves<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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