Morning After: I’m Back From Sundance, Emmereffers
January 25th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 19 CommentsBlink, blink.
*smells the air*
Did something die in here?
Why did someone leave a double-headed dildo in the sink? It’s…covered in… marzipan and cake batter? *licks it* Yes, yes. Marzipan and cake batter. That’s definitely it.
Is that…
Is that blood on the curtains?
Goddamn. You leave this place behind for a week, and a handful of deviant hooligans just [...]










