Painting With Shotguns XXIII

Once more comes the time to engage in the slapdash, nonsensical blogjaculation known as “Painting With Shotguns.”
Today, in the 23rd installment, we talk about:

Twitter (again!)
Sexy massages (scandalous!)
Work update (ew, boring!)
Links (these don’t taste like sausage or golf!)

Two shells. Barrel closed.
One double-barrel buckshot enema, coming right up.
More Terribleminds Twitter Talk, Now With 10% More “Who Gives [...]

Twitter For Dipshits

The title for this post should really be, “Some Stuff About Twitter,” but I didn’t think that was catchy enough. Not enough pizazz. Not enough razmatazz. And other “-azz” words.
Let me say up front: I loves me the Twitters. I do. It’s a place with few rules but a lot of preferences. Everybody has their [...]

Social Media: This Is How I Do

The other day, I told you to throw the pebble.
Today, I’m going to tell you how I sometimes throw the pebble. Or the acorn. Or the pennies. Or the fastball, hand grenade, or angry wombat. Choose your metaphor and hold it tight. Unless you go with “angry wombat,” because you do not want to hug [...]

Tighten The Straps On Your Jet-Pack

Straps tightened? Fueled up? Wingsuit greased? Turbojets lubed? Have you waxed the chrome to an eye-blinding gleam?
Good. Then you’re ready to head on over to Jet Pack.
And just what will you find there?
You’ll find we three amigos, we three damn egos: Will “Thrill Kill” Hindmarch, Howard “Wood” Ingham, and yours truly. You’ll find a place [...]

The Sweet Sound of Blogsongs

Testing out music post.
Below, you should see a Flash widget.
And it should play a Bree Sharp song.
Does it work, Internets?