Posts Tagged ‘terribleminds’
Now and again I pop up my head like a whistle-pig at his hole and I realize, oh shit, I think I’ve run out of blog topics. I find myself covered in flopsweat. Panic oozes from every orifice. I feel like a kid in class who forgot there was a test. I feel naked. Empty. I pee myself. I fall down stairs.
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The only way I can ensure that radio silence does not descend upon this site is by turning over the keys to you crazy loons. I did this before when hop-skipping off to the Sundance Labs, and the results were troubling. I had to pull someone’s panties out of the garbage disposal. A syphilitic possum lay dormant under the couch. Someone threw up in the fridge. It was a bad week.
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This’ll be a short one today since I want to dive into the novel-making with verve, sass, and aplomb. And shit, maybe even some pizazz. I have three questions for you, and if you could help me with any of these, well, gosh, I’d be crazy appreciative. You ready? All right. Let’s do this.
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You insane moppets did as asked: you showed up, you dropped your two-word phrase on the ground for all to see, and then you strolled off like a preening peacock. Good on you. I applaud your efforts.
Now, it’s time to vote.
Below is the list. I think it’s complete, and it’s in no particular order, and [...]
This contest is much easier. Much simpler on your tender addlepated minds. Before I said, “You! Write me a short story! A thousand words! Chop, chop!” Now? Now I command you with a far easier task: Two words. That’s all. Two words. You give me *one* two-word phrase.
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