Posts Tagged ‘tech’
Everybody just calm down. Shhh. Breathe easy. Here, towel off with this pair of old underpants I found under my desk chair. Let it absorb all your sweat and stress and… well, whatever other fluids are seeping out of you right now. Are you calm? Are you better? Don’t relax so much you void your [...]
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No, seriously. We may have skipped the Second Coming. It didn’t happen fast enough. It didn’t happen awesome enough. The Second Coming wasn’t portable — you couldn’t take it into the shitter with you — and so Steve Jobs punts us right into the Third Coming. He’s good like that. The guy is basically a [...]
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It occurs to me, I’m leaving a ton of delicious pop culture scraps on the floor. I don’t want the mice to get them. Oh, sure, you think mice are all cute? I thought that way, once. And then the mice found their way into my silverware drawer and pooped on my silverware. For reals. [...]
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I’ve sat around one good game table over the last… let’s just go with “many moons,” and while that was a big bag of super-fun (Maschine Zeit), I do miss gaming on a semi-regular basis. Time and distance are not fond friends to the process, of course, but it doesn’t stop me from pretending [...]
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Dear Wii,
I think you gotta go.
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Please be aware — if you have a Wii, and you like that Wii, you can and should continue to enjoy it. I’m not trying to insult you by insulting something you like. Geeks do this thing where, if you don’t like something they don’t like, they take that [...]
