Posts Tagged ‘recipe’
Get yourself two acorn squashes. Go on. Do it. What? I don’t mean later. I mean now. Christ, you people. Don’t question the Wendig. Okay, you have your acorn squashes. Well-done. You’ve just saved yourself from the coming pogrom. Warm your oven. Go to 400F. Now cut those bastards in half. A serrated knife can [...]
I rarely follow a recipe. This is possibly because my grandmother never followed a recipe; everything was a handful of this, a shrug of that, and somehow, dinner was born. It’s also possibly because I’m lazy, or that I’ve convinced myself of the value of creativity in the kitchen. It hasn’t killed us so far. [...]
I follow recipes less and less. Sometimes, I just make shit up. Somewhere in there is a metaphor for life, but I haven’t had enough coffee yet to suss it out. Now, the shit that I make up isn’t revolutionary. The recipe you’re about to read does not comprise instructions to make “cabbage foam” or [...]
I had fresh blueberries, but wasn’t sure what to do with them. I decided I wanted savory. I looked online for recipes, and I wasn’t sold on any one recipe, but saw lots of good individual components. So, I set to the time-honored tradition of “Making Shit Up.” The result? This. Savory Blueberry Sauce Ingredients: [...]
