Posts Tagged ‘profanity’
“Spleenful” is another great word. Add that to your list, along with “slugabed” and “sesquipedalian.” See? I’m thankful for something — awesome words. But today is not a day for thanks, oh, no. The name of the day is Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Which means I’ve given all my thanks away. I had them. I had them [...]
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The other day, exploring some of the weirder sexual fetishes found on Ye Jolly Olde Intertoobs, I started to feel left out. As if so many others before me had taken on and championed sexual fetishes the world had never seen. That’s Viking-level shit. That’s marking the field of battle with an epic poem painted [...]
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You are naughty little scum-monkeys, aren’t you? Let me explain. The site keeps track of the search terms that you fine, upstanding weirdos are using to discover this website, and boy, am I glad it does. Because if it didn’t, I would never know that you found this site via searching for the following terms: [...]
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Sweet motherless goat-fucker, I really like profanity. I do. Cursing is practically a hobby for me. The foul poetry that falls off my tongue would at times make the Devil hisownself blanch, and were a nun to be in my presence, she might burst into flame from the power of my vileness. (Er, warning! This [...]
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Appropriate, perhaps, that I’m testing a photo that references “syphilis.” I mean, the photo’s drippy, right? Y’know, drippy? Like, you might say to your doctor, “Doc, I got a… leaky faucet down there? Y’know? Down there?” And then, just to make sure the doc got it, you’d raise your eyebrows high and casually gesture at [...]
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