Posts Tagged ‘profanity’

  • The Truth About Turtle Penis

    The Truth About Turtle Penis

    March 6th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 27 Comments

    You will find many roads to terribleminds. Maybe you found me through Twitter. Maybe caught one of my cross-links from Livejournal. Or Facebook? I go there. I link there. Sure. Facebook. Or, could be you found this website through some particular search engine term. My webstats track those. I look at them. And from time [...]

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  • This Is The Conversation

    This Is The Conversation

    March 4th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 24 Comments

    You and me, we’re having a conversation. We’re standing here in the digital space, jawing away about something or other. Maybe we’re talking about writing. That’s apropos, yeah? The avatars of cars whiz by. Other blogpeople — passersby in this unreal place — hurry past. Then, out of nowhere, some clown runs up, hikes his [...]

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  • The Apple Tablet Is The Second, Maybe Even The Third, Coming Of Christ

    The Apple Tablet Is The Second, Maybe Even The Third, Coming Of Christ

    January 27th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 23 Comments

    No, seriously. We may have skipped the Second Coming. It didn’t happen fast enough. It didn’t happen awesome enough. The Second Coming wasn’t portable — you couldn’t take it into the shitter with you — and so Steve Jobs punts us right into the Third Coming. He’s good like that. The guy is basically a [...]

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  • Dragon Age: Origins — Like An Alcoholic Parent

    Dragon Age: Origins — Like An Alcoholic Parent

    December 20th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 22 Comments

    Dragon Age: Origins is like a drunken parent. When times are good — times are really good. Lots of laughs and presents and love, all warming you with the hypnotic wash of whiskey breath. When times are bad — boy, they suck. It’s all rage and thrown furniture and grotesque shame, all hidden behind a [...]

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  • The Fourth Nerdtivity: Lo, All Hail The Birth Of The Xeno-Messiah, Xibus!

    The Fourth Nerdtivity: Lo, All Hail The Birth Of The Xeno-Messiah, Xibus!

    December 19th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 3 Comments

    (View supersized!) And so it was that our Xeno-Messiah — hermaphroditic spawn of the Jovian Overlord — was born into this plane of existence, pulled from his ultradimensional pocket. The Gospel Of John Spiderface In those days, an e-mail went out from Caesar Chewbacca to all the people in the world. This was the first [...]

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