Posts Tagged ‘profanity’
You will find many roads to terribleminds.
Maybe you found me through Twitter. Maybe caught one of my cross-links from Livejournal. Or Facebook? I go there. I link there. Sure. Facebook.
Or, could be you found this website through some particular search engine term.
My webstats track those. I look at them. And from time to time I [...]
You and me, we’re having a conversation. We’re standing here in the digital space, jawing away about something or other. Maybe we’re talking about writing. That’s apropos, yeah? The avatars of cars whiz by. Other blogpeople — passersby in this unreal place — hurry past.
Then, out of nowhere, some clown runs up, hikes his pants [...]
No, seriously. We may have skipped the Second Coming. It didn’t happen fast enough. It didn’t happen awesome enough. The Second Coming wasn’t portable — you couldn’t take it into the shitter with you — and so Steve Jobs punts us right into the Third Coming. He’s good like that. The guy is basically a [...]
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Dragon Age: Origins is like a drunken parent.
When times are good — times are really good. Lots of laughs and presents and love, all warming you with the hypnotic wash of whiskey breath.
When times are bad — boy, they suck. It’s all rage and thrown furniture and grotesque shame, all hidden behind a drying cake [...]
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And so it was that our Xeno-Messiah — hermaphroditic spawn of the Jovian Overlord — was born into this plane of existence, pulled from his ultradimensional pocket.
The Gospel Of John Spiderface
In those days, an e-mail went out from Caesar Chewbacca to all the people in the world.
This was the first and most spectacular of [...]
