Posts Tagged ‘hahaha’
Time to run a little creative contest. Julie Summerell is running her own contest over at her own site (it involves two words: “Shrivel Tits”) and she’s blaming me for that, so, I figure that excuses me to get away with that sort of nonsense over here.
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STB, baby. Search Term Bingo. It’s just too good to pass up. I gaze over the delectable offerings (and by “delectable,” I mean, smells faintly of old lube and, unusually, moldering Indian food); how can I resist?
So, ready to play? Here goes.
give ma a book give me something to rwead
Man, before we get you something to read, howzabout we teach you to write? [...]
Seriously, any morning I need a little lift to my walk, a little lilt to my voice, I just crack open a hot frosty can of Search Term Bingo and see just how it is you muffinheaded miscreants are finding this here bloggery.
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“It’s loose,” Jack tells you.
“What’s loose?”
“You need to see,” he says, drawing a deep breath. “You need to see.”
So you go.
Long winding driveway. Moon overhead pregnant with doom. Gravel crunching under tires. The radio comes alive — fuzz, static, a dread frequency, a girl reading numbers in German (zwei, acht, neun, zwei), but then [...]
I’m disappointed, Internet. I thought you understood. I thought you got it. I mean, shit, I went through a lot of trouble earlier to get you up to speed on the whole “beard situation.” I laid down the law: beards have flavors, beards have powers, beards are sentient creatures. All that. And yet, what do [...]
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