Posts Tagged ‘hahaha’
I’m disappointed, Internet. I thought you understood. I thought you got it. I mean, shit, I went through a lot of trouble earlier to get you up to speed on the whole “beard situation.” I laid down the law: beards have flavors, beards have powers, beards are sentient creatures. All that. And yet, what do [...]
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I didn’t always have a beard, you know.
Once, I was a baby-faced lad, as clumsy and innocent as a newly-birthed fawn using her afterbirth as a pillow. I’d wake up in the morning, the sun shining on my bare and rosy cheeks (the cheeks on my face, dirty bird, my face), and I’d get up [...]
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And so it was that our Xeno-Messiah — hermaphroditic spawn of the Jovian Overlord — was born into this plane of existence, pulled from his ultradimensional pocket.
The Gospel Of John Spiderface
In those days, an e-mail went out from Caesar Chewbacca to all the people in the world.
This was the first and most spectacular of [...]
Seriously. The angels said it. They screamed it. It belched from forth their mad bodies in great plumes of fire — electromagnetic waves radiating from their thousand nipples did besiege my poor human mind, so incapable, so frail, and I was forced to kneel and do as the lunatic angels commanded. That’s right. We’re not [...]
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Ye gods, I love this art.
It’s by some dude named Sam Gilbey. He does great work, and I found his site randomly; bop on over, check out his work.
Really, though, we need to talk up some Flight of the Conchords.
I’m not super-late on the Conchords bandwagon, having come into their Kiwi Folk Hip-Hop around the [...]
