Posts Tagged ‘hahaha’
It’s time for another righteous installment of Search Term Bingo. So get out your Bingo Cards. Tighten the straps on your jet pack. Get your hands out of your pants. Don’t make me pull this Internet over and slap that goofy douche grin right off your face, you got me? Huh? Huh? Shut up.
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It’s that time again, my scrumptious little beef nuggets. Somehow, the mad-eyed users of the wide-mouthed Internet come tumbling down from darkest shadow and find this here website through some truly puzzling search terms. Get out your bingo cards, and as I call out a new search term, punch your square and get ready for some bingo.
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For beard grooming purposes, I use a beard trimmer. Most beard trimmers are assy pants — I like one that’s adjustable on the razor, not on the “comb” attachment, and I like one that gives you a wide range of lengths. Some give you nonsense for length options — no, silly beard trimmer, 6mm is not a goddamn beard.
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The sledgehammer, its head as big as a phone booth, swung in a wide arc out of the light of the late-day sun and punched Codpiece dead in the chest. He felt his breastbone shudder and crackle, and before he knew what was happening, his lion-faced horse—the mighty Humbaba—kept on galloping and spitting fire as he dropped to the asphalt in the middle of a suburban cul-de-sac.
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Last night we did something that we said we’d never do again: we hit the bricks and headed to a midnight showing of The Last Airbender. Now, I’m a huge fan of the series and further, have in the past really appreciated Shyamalan for what he does. He had me up until The Village, then promptly threw all that good will away with all the other dumpster babies soon as he dropped the steaming cinematic turd-party that was Lady In The Water. Or The Happening.
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