Posts Tagged ‘foodporn’
After yesterday’s heated topic, I figured I should take on something light, something airy and wonderful, which is why I decided to blog about gun control.
Hold for laughter.
I have weird ideas about gun control, and now gun control is this thing trapped in the amber of irony what with the fact that we let potential [...]
*looks around*
*drags over his soapbox*
Ahem.
*taps the mic*
Is this thing on? I’m here all week. Try the swordfish. Don’t forget to tip your waitstaff.
Today marks the start of farmers’ market season.
Which means, it’s time to get a little preachy and pretentious. Hey, at least I know it. And you’re going to suffer through it. Because you [...]
Last night, ended up at some rooftop bar in the Saucon Valley, a kind of hoity-toity mall area around these parts, and next thing I know I’m sitting at a stone bar that glows and someone asks me what I want and I point at a Laphroaig 10-year, and say, “Baby want that.” I ordered [...]
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Sriracha.
Heard of it?
“Rooster Sauce.”
Occasionally called “Cock Sauce.”
*pause for laughter*
Hot pepper paste. Vinegar. Garlic.
Red bottle. Green cap.
Good on anything.
Utter deliciousness.
Fiery diarrhea.
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First time I had Sriracha — note that this post talks largely about the brand, the brand made (perhaps unexpectedly) by an American company — was in Los Angeles.
Went out for Vietnamese food between meetings. Had [...]
Maybe you remember way back when, when I said something like, “My mother-in-law gave me this really cook local 1950s cookbook for X-Mas and I’m going to make one recipe from this book a week!”
Ahh, sweet ambition. Foolish naivete. You taste of buttercream and tears.
Clearly that didn’t happen. I’ve made three recipes in three [...]
