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25 Virtues Writers Should Possess

To be a writer and storyteller you’ve got to have a whole host of tools at your disposal, but sometimes those tools remain unseen — ghosts in the cabinet. What I’m saying is, it pays to have at your disposal a series of penmonkey virtues to get you on the road and down a ways. Here, then, are 25.

Guess What? Pig Butt

I will now make love to your mouth. Uhh. Let’s try that again: Let my meat make love to your mouth. Hrm. Okay, forget all that, what I’m trying to say is, I’m going to give you now three recipes, and these three recipes will comprise your dinner at some point this week. Trust me, […]

25 Ways To Plot, Plan and Prep Your Story

I always advocate learning how to plot and plan because inevitably someone on the business side of things is going to poke you with a pointy stick and say, “I want this.” Thus you will demonstrate your talent. Even so, in choosing to plot on your own, you aren’t limited to a single path.

Making Sense Of Ninety-Nine Cents

This post is about how to use the $0.99 price point to your advantage. If you’re someone who’s business savvy, then this lesson will be a lesson you learned in like, kindergarten. But, if you’re just a regular ol’ writer like me, you very possibly have the business sense of a Styrofoam cup filled with dead ants.

The Secret Menu Of Writing Advice

I’m going to give you the real honest-to-Jeebus writing advice, slid to you across the table in a non-descript brown envelope. Like, if you take all the other bullshit I say on this site, duct-tape it to a goat and then push that goat off a cliff, you could still get by on the things I’m about to tell you.