HEY HAPPY MACKEREL MONDAY *hits you in the face with a mackerel* See? Macro Monday is so much better than getting hit in the face with a mackerel. (Star Wars X-mas ornament macros at the bottom of this post.) ANYWAY hey hi hello happy Monday everyone. The weekend tried to rescue us from the banality […]
Welcome to my new Netflix show! It’s called: CLUTTERING IS GOOD ACTUALLY: IT IS LIKE A NEST MADE OF STUFF BUILT TO PROTECT YOU FROM FEELING FEELINGS It’s a 13-episode season, each with a vital lesson at its heart! Lesson One: If an object sparks nostalgic regret and instills you with a curious mix of […]
Break is now officially-officially over for me — like I was kinda back last week, but our child remained off of school for the week so we were still half-assing it, more or less. It was a good break. We saw Bumblebee, which was actually a lot of fun — a G1 Transformers adventure which really, more people […]
Usually, I do a writing-related resolution for myself and other writers if they care to borrow it — but this year, all I got is: Persist, writers. Your stories will outlast this peculiar, fucked-up moment in history, but for those stories to outlast, you first gotta write ’em. I don’t know who you are or […]
And so it comes to pass that the year is nearly over, and I am left feeling a bit blurry and hazy on what happened, and what could possibly happen next. Were 2018 to have an epitaph carved into its headstone, it would read: 2018-2018 THE YEAR THAT LASTED TEN YEARS. REST IN PIECES, YOU […]
So, here’s a thing — yesterday, Entertainment Weekly released their 50 Most Anticipated Books of 2019, and uhhh. *checks again to make sure it wasn’t a dream* It looks like Wanderers is on that list. I have never been on such a fancy list, nor do I ever anticipate being on one again, but for this […]