Should I Self-Publish? A Motherfucking Checklist

Depending on who you listen to, you’ll find that self-publishing is either: a) The best thing since blowjobs and lip balm, or b) The worst thing you could possibly do (next to thrusting your private parts in and out of a badger’s mouth). Self-publishing is neither the next coming of Book Jesus, nor is it a self-inflicted perdition.