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Recipe: Coconut Curry Garbage Ramen

We went to see Into the Spider-Verse and, you already know this because you’re all very smart people, but it’s fucking amazing. It’s the best Spider-Man movie, but only gets to be the best Spider-Man movie because of all the amazing Spider-Man movies (and comics, and cartoons, and games) before it. It’s great. It’s astonishing, spectacular, sensational, […]

Recipe: Mushroom Tacos

Listen, I get it. I fucking get it. You don’t like mushrooms. I understand this because, for a very long time, I didn’t like mushrooms either, and when people were like, “Why don’t you like mushrooms?” I’d answer them with, “I don’t like eating little human ears,” because eating a mushroom was, I felt, roughly equivalent to […]

A Saucy Recipe For Nanowrimo Success!

HEY, TEAM IT’S ME, YOUR OLD PAL, CHNURK MANDOG and it’s time to — *jumps up in the air, a trail of stardust and rainbows firing from my feet and/or butt parts, freeze-frame, kapow* — do some NaNoWriMo! *winks* *bing* *doves fly* Ahem. Here’s the thing about the ol’ National Novel Writing Month: it both […]

Recipe For A Shooting

It begins with men. Young men, usually. (This is a recipe that simmers a long time on the stove.) You teach them that the world was made for them. That they own it and can do what they want and take what they desire. You also teach them that they are not allowed to express […]