Flash Fiction Challenge: The Dead Body
So many stories begin with a dead body.
A dead body is a gateway to mystery.
A story to be solved.
The aftermath of incident that leads to further incident.
It works across a variety of genres, a plethora of storytelling styles.
Dead bodies: they do a story good.
AND SO, today’s flash fiction is precisely that — I want you to take your story and it must begin with a dead body. That’s it. That’s the only stipulation. In the first paragraph you must introduce a dead body. Doesn’t matter the context or the genre. But you gotta check that box marked
[ ] DEAD BODY.
You get 1000 words, as usual. Due by the 19th, at noon EST. Post the story at your online space, then drop a link in the comments below so we can all go check it out.
Begin.
June 12, 2015 @ 1:09 PM
I hope we get some good horror stories from this!
June 12, 2015 @ 1:30 PM
The really fun ones will be the non-horror ones…
June 12, 2015 @ 3:39 PM
I tried to follow your suggestion after seeing a beautiful illustration by Julie Dillon on twitter.
http://article94.wordpress.com/2015/06/12/the-burning-seas/
June 12, 2015 @ 6:03 PM
Nice! I like how you left some things unanswered.
June 12, 2015 @ 6:04 PM
Thanks, Diedra. Maybe someone will like it enough to continue it.
June 12, 2015 @ 7:36 PM
You do know, you don’t HAVE to stop. You don’t have to tease us with a story that was about to get good and then see the counter and say “Well, that’s a thousand and I’m out. See ya.” I’m coming back in a week for the rest of my story and I don’t have to tell you what ‘s gonna happen if I don’t get it, right? This is a nice website you have here. It be a shame if anything were to happen to it…YaknowhatImean?” 🙂 Nice work fella, you made me get all Brooklyn on ya.
June 12, 2015 @ 9:53 PM
Okay, I did another one: https://article94.wordpress.com/2015/06/12/the-shielding-tide/
June 16, 2015 @ 3:36 PM
I like the ‘light of joy’ concept — nicely done. You definitely should keep on going!
June 16, 2015 @ 3:37 PM
I’ve posted four chapters do far. I hope you checked ’em all out!
June 17, 2015 @ 6:10 PM
Well done. I saw the artwork on twitter well before I read this story, and had the itch of an idea myself. Alas, it amounted to little, but what you’ve done with it so far is great.
June 17, 2015 @ 6:13 PM
Thanks, Fred. I’m gonna work on the story more this weekend.
June 12, 2015 @ 1:30 PM
Liked this challenge. My short and not-so-sweet offering ‘The Final Straw’ is at https://kimberleycooperblog.wordpress.com/blog/
June 12, 2015 @ 7:00 PM
Demonstrating that thin line between love and hate? Couldn’t you have let him off with a warning…
June 13, 2015 @ 2:55 AM
Nope. Where would be the fun in that?
June 13, 2015 @ 2:57 AM
Nope. Where would the fun be in that?!
June 13, 2015 @ 12:20 PM
“Oh, I’d better ring and cancel the caterer. I can use the flowers though, they’ll be handy for the funeral.” HAHAHA good one!
June 15, 2015 @ 1:14 PM
Thank you!
June 15, 2015 @ 11:48 PM
Loved the surprise ending!
June 16, 2015 @ 2:22 AM
Thanks Debbie!
June 16, 2015 @ 3:38 PM
HAH! 😀 Cracked me right up.
Also put me in mind of the play “Trifles”
June 16, 2015 @ 3:39 PM
Thank you. I must go and find Trifles now, I’m intrigued …
June 12, 2015 @ 2:07 PM
I hope to be participating! Have around 400 words so far. Thanks Chuck!
Death of a Regular |
June 12, 2015 @ 3:01 PM
[…] story is for a contest on the Terrible Minds website: a 1,000 word flash fiction that begins with a dead body. I walked away from the dead […]
June 12, 2015 @ 3:09 PM
I love that this challenge came the morning after a zombie dream. Yes, I know, zombies are a little overdone right now, but I don’t care. Had fun.
https://lifeinmyshoesandsometimesout.wordpress.com/2015/06/12/corpse-flash-fiction-challenge-1st-draft/
June 12, 2015 @ 7:23 PM
Nothing like those “track-star” zombies. Why do people want fast zombies? Weren’t the slow ones terrifying enough? Or maybe I was just assuming they were fast and the protagonist got distracted…
June 12, 2015 @ 8:13 PM
Not sure why my phone won’t let me reply, or it might be delayed. Who knows.
Anyway, they weren’t fast. The one that bit in the end wasn’t the one chasing. Also, running from the chaser one was through the forest on bare feet. That’d slow anyone down. Then there’s slowing down from exhaustion. So no, I never considered them fast. I prefer “shamblers” myself.
June 15, 2015 @ 11:55 PM
Can never get too much zombie!
Your story cracked me up. The flip-flops lol ! Super !
June 16, 2015 @ 3:40 PM
I absolutely LOVE this line: “Fireworks would go off and they’d become a rainless storm.”
June 12, 2015 @ 3:10 PM
This is my first time to try one of your challenges. ‘Death of a Regular’ is told from the point of view of a hard working woman who cleans other people’s houses for a living. http://carolynpaulbranch.com/?p=1715
June 15, 2015 @ 8:41 AM
Hope you do other challenges as I liked this one quite a bit!
June 15, 2015 @ 8:13 PM
Thanks! It was so much fun, I’m sure I will!
June 16, 2015 @ 12:03 AM
Simply put: excellent job.
🙂
June 17, 2015 @ 7:35 AM
I absolutely love this. I hate butter pecan, but I love this!
June 17, 2015 @ 6:19 PM
Excellent. This was a much more down to earth approach than I was expecting. Engaging and well written.
June 12, 2015 @ 3:28 PM
Dead HUMAN body?
June 12, 2015 @ 3:49 PM
He didn’t specify.
The Burning Seas | Article 94
June 12, 2015 @ 3:36 PM
[…] I was planning on writing to Chuck Wendig’s prompt, I saw a beautiful illustration by Julie Dillon on Twitter. Well, I was inspired, and worked in the […]
June 12, 2015 @ 4:44 PM
Dead bodies and leads to aliens? Yeah, not sure why i went there.
http://www.fatmaalici.com/2015/06/12/flash-fiction-madness-and-genius/
June 12, 2015 @ 7:26 PM
I like this. The perfect mix of answering questions, without explaining anything at all. Everyone’s motivations feel real and viable in context. Where is the rest? I must have more…
June 15, 2015 @ 8:54 AM
I agree with Ebonstorm; it does read like the enticing beginning of a bigger work.
June 17, 2015 @ 6:25 PM
I’ve always considered writing to be a porthole carved into another universe. This is quite the interesting opening you’ve created.
June 17, 2015 @ 7:12 PM
Same difference lol … good job!
June 18, 2015 @ 1:39 AM
Sometimes it does feel that way. Though, it kind of terrifies me, cause if these people are real, I would not like me very much at all.
June 12, 2015 @ 5:53 PM
Geez, you guys are so fast. I always plod through trying to come up with characters and a believable plot. It takes me half the week to even start writing.
June 12, 2015 @ 6:57 PM
A RESPONSE FROM VOYAGER
Humanity was a savage apex predator on his world, but in the galaxy, we had no idea what savagery was done in the name of commerce: https://medium.com/@ebonstorm/a-response-from-voyager-71fa5d51a3a9
June 13, 2015 @ 8:22 AM
Oh, wow! I loved this story. You’ve got all the background we need and a compelling character arc all crammed into those few words.
June 13, 2015 @ 9:03 PM
Thank you, Diedra. I have always wondered if we should have pointed where we live in space. When that fear gets too strong, I write something like this and I am reminded our alien visitors might be as terrifying as we are…
June 14, 2015 @ 2:52 PM
I liked this too, especially the ending:)
June 15, 2015 @ 8:59 AM
Agree–tightly written good creepy-tech stuff here.
June 16, 2015 @ 12:07 AM
I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your story.
June 16, 2015 @ 12:50 PM
Thank you. It was a bit dark, but I enjoyed the basic premise.
June 12, 2015 @ 6:59 PM
Demonstrating that thin line between love and hate? Couldn’t you have let him off with a warning…
June 15, 2015 @ 11:19 PM
How am I ever going to sleep with those pictures in my mind?
June 12, 2015 @ 8:46 PM
I just gave myself the creeps. I don’t recommend reading this while eating.
Some Things, Once Smelled, Can Never Be Unsmelled
http://mireles-musings.blogspot.com/2015/06/some-things-once-smelled-can-never-be.html
June 15, 2015 @ 9:33 PM
I really enjoy your stories, particularly the thinly-veiled contempt for the pretentious and also for a good dose of descriptive grossness. The cockroach and the spider were nice touches.
June 18, 2015 @ 7:39 PM
Thanks! I had a real visceral response to those. I wondered if I went too far, but in this day and age, it takes a lot to shock people.
June 12, 2015 @ 8:53 PM
I’ve been a Chuck Wendig lurker for a while. I finally broke down and made a WordPress account to start participating!
https://pandoravengenz.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/death/
The Shielding Tide | Article 94
June 12, 2015 @ 9:51 PM
[…] but in a fashion you regular readers have come to know, love and fear. Here is a second tale to Chuck’s prompt, and I’ve worked in another Inspiration Monday prompt as well as Sunday Scribblings 2 and […]
June 12, 2015 @ 11:12 PM
Here you’all go – one dark fantasy. Thanks for the spark, Chuck 🙂
Link: http://cmsimpson.blogspot.com.au/2015/06/free-read-forest-connections.html
June 13, 2015 @ 1:52 AM
Here you guys go… I love doing revenge pieces; and this one is wonderfully evil. 😀
http://youcantgoback-andotherimpossibilities.blogspot.com.au/2015/06/revenge-is-best-served-crazy.html
The Contract: Flash Fiction | That's a Lot of Hats
June 13, 2015 @ 4:05 AM
[…] Friday Flash Fiction Challenge from Chuck Wendig. Rules: open with a dead body, 1000 […]
June 13, 2015 @ 4:12 AM
this isn’t exactly what I planned, but I did keep it to 1000 words.
https://thatsalotofhats.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/the-contract-flash-fiction/
June 14, 2015 @ 3:06 PM
I liked it. Cool concept!
June 15, 2015 @ 3:35 AM
Thanks!
June 17, 2015 @ 12:10 AM
I can see this one going into a bigger story… 😀
Romulus & Rhemus. A Chuck Wendig ‘Dead Body’ Challenge. | Periodically Demented
June 13, 2015 @ 5:27 AM
[…] http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/06/12/flash-fiction-challenge-the-dead-body […]
June 13, 2015 @ 5:29 AM
Werewolves.
https://p33d33.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/romulus-rhemus-a-chuck-wendig-dead-body-challenge
June 13, 2015 @ 10:08 AM
Zombie Apocalypse.
https://p33d33.wordpress.com/2015/06/14/it-wont-stay-dead-a-chuck-wendig-dead-body-challenge-mkii
June 13, 2015 @ 8:29 AM
Some awesome writing going on here! Here’s mine 🙂 https://zafanwriting.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/beach-house-murder/
It Won’t Stay Dead. A Chuck Wendig ‘Dead Body’ Challenge MkII. | Periodically Demented
June 13, 2015 @ 10:06 AM
[…] http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/06/12/flash-fiction-challenge-the-dead-body […]
June 13, 2015 @ 12:51 PM
Love this challenge! I posted mine yesterday but it didn’t show up. Trying again. http://carolynpaulbranch.com/?p=1715
June 13, 2015 @ 2:10 PM
I’d already had an idea for a short piece, so this didn’t take too long (thankfully). “For a Glittering Gem”: http://nickegelhoff.com/2015/06/13/flash-fiction-challenge-the-dead-body/
June 13, 2015 @ 4:52 PM
Got my idea early but time to pour it through the keyboard is lacking.
June 13, 2015 @ 10:09 PM
Thank for the fun!
https://juliegum.wordpress.com/chuck-wendig-fiction-hazard-no-2/
June 17, 2015 @ 8:45 AM
Alliterative titles are totally terrific! 😀
Thanks for sharing — I liked the creepfactor!
June 18, 2015 @ 4:40 AM
Thank you!
June 13, 2015 @ 10:16 PM
First one of these I’ve ever done. This was a great writing exercise. Thanks Chuck!
https://dmcclure17.wordpress.com/2015/06/14/the-dead-body-a-wendig-flash-fiction-challenge/
June 13, 2015 @ 10:33 PM
The Wlecome by A. T. Dainty – urban fantasy. I’d love to hear your comments!
https://medium.com/@kosmopoliteatd/welcome-e978da31d43f
June 13, 2015 @ 10:37 PM
That should be ‘Welcome’ – so embarrassing!
June 16, 2015 @ 1:09 PM
I liked this piece. It had a smooth familiarity, like something I read before, yet I was able to keep reading eager to absorb new information about this person and her world. I’d happily read more of this…Thanks for sharing.
June 16, 2015 @ 9:28 PM
I really enjoyed this. The little I know about this eldest vampire who shows a semblance of compassion makes me want to know more. Great tale
June 17, 2015 @ 8:44 AM
Leona is awesome; I like her no-nonsense attitude.
June 18, 2015 @ 7:46 AM
Nothing like a good vampire story! I really liked this one and I thought it was clever that the “top-dogs” were Counts! Lol
Dead Man Walking (Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge) | The WR(ite) Blog
June 14, 2015 @ 7:47 AM
[…] You can check out the challenge and all the stories in the comments section here! […]
June 14, 2015 @ 7:51 AM
I was just passing when I saw the prompt, and I knew right away what I wanted to do with it. Here you go:
http://wrgingell.com/2015/06/14/dead-man-walking-chuck-wendigs-flash-fiction-challenge/
Now I’m off to check out all the others! They sound fantastic!
June 15, 2015 @ 8:24 PM
Cool – you manage to be creepy and funny at the same time!
June 16, 2015 @ 1:14 PM
Darkly humorous. Your familiarity with dialogue is evident in the excellent patter between the protagonists. I would be curious to see what became of our difficult-to-kill protagonists. This is the second story I’ve read with the Strangely Dead. But I still liked it. Thanks for sharing.
June 14, 2015 @ 2:15 PM
I regularly read the flash fiction stories, but this is the first time I’ve written one. It’s called Death: A Love Story.
http://www.nancyhunterbooks.com/short-fiction.html
June 15, 2015 @ 8:29 PM
Nancy, your story is so sad. I wanted shake some sense into that girl.
June 17, 2015 @ 8:50 AM
Well shit — for a first time (even not for a first time!) this is pretty awesome. You did damn good work here — so terribly sad, especially considering the way Shawna knows enough to go running for him.
Loved it.
June 14, 2015 @ 2:31 PM
Here’s mine: “A Matter of Taste.” A word of warning, this one turned out kind of gross and bodysnatcher-y. Read at your own risk 🙂
http://strangeandcuriousthings.blogspot.fi/2015/06/terribleminds-challenge-matter-of-taste.html
June 15, 2015 @ 8:28 AM
I loved this! Gross and body-snatcher-y is goooood… especially in a challenge like this one. (Mine went all kinds of weird as well, so don’t worry about that aspect of it 😉 ) Loved the characters, loved the idea – probably my favourite so far.
June 16, 2015 @ 3:59 PM
Thanks! I’m glad you liked it. 🙂
June 17, 2015 @ 8:54 AM
CRACKING UP! This was so much fun to read — I especially loved the way Mortie talked!
June 17, 2015 @ 2:25 PM
Thanks! I had fun writing it, too:)
June 17, 2015 @ 7:08 PM
Soooo, once scalloped the brains are no longer good for thinking? Good to know! Hahaha! This was so much fun to read!
Flash Fiction Challenge: Just Another Dead Guy | 52 letters in the alphabet
June 14, 2015 @ 2:46 PM
[…] Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge for this week is simple: […]
June 14, 2015 @ 2:57 PM
I wasn’t sure where this story was going to go but I like where it ended up. It’s called “Just Another Dead Guy.”
https://52lettersinthealphabet.wordpress.com/2015/06/14/flash-fiction-challenge-just-another-dead-guy/
June 14, 2015 @ 3:21 PM
Liked this one. Intriguing… Feels like it could lead to a longer story?
June 14, 2015 @ 3:23 PM
Thanks! I definitely felt myself wanting to make it a longer story, but that will have to come sometime when there isn’t a word limit 🙂
June 17, 2015 @ 11:23 AM
I really do want to know more about the main character. Good job.
June 17, 2015 @ 11:27 AM
Thanks 🙂 She seems like the kind of character I’ll have a lot of fun exporting in future stories.
June 14, 2015 @ 5:04 PM
I enjoyed this one quite a bit. You write very well!
June 15, 2015 @ 10:26 AM
Thank you so much
June 16, 2015 @ 1:18 PM
Oh, no you don’t. You don’t get to drop a thousand words casually like you broke your magnetic poetry kit and just when something is supposed to be revealed, you look up and shout “squirrel!” Sit back down and finish this story. Tell me something, reveal a secret and leave a new one. Do that until this novel is finished. 🙂 Excellent!
June 16, 2015 @ 1:48 PM
Glad you enjoyed it and I honestly do plan to go back to the story and develop it more 🙂
June 16, 2015 @ 2:42 PM
Holy Cow! This was awesome,,, but where’s the rest?
Seriously great !
June 16, 2015 @ 2:44 PM
Thanks 🙂
June 17, 2015 @ 10:25 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed this. The conversation flowed with such ease that I am extremely jealous. Excellent work
June 17, 2015 @ 11:16 AM
Thank you so much!
Corpse | callsignrejected
June 14, 2015 @ 5:41 PM
[…] flash challenge this week went something along the lines of ‘throw a corpse into the first paragraph’. […]
June 14, 2015 @ 5:44 PM
I planned on something a little more fun than this…
https://callsignrejected.wordpress.com/2015/06/14/corpse/
June 16, 2015 @ 12:40 AM
Hmmmm, I’m thinking mani-pedi?
June 14, 2015 @ 6:48 PM
Two More Souls
Thanks…
June 14, 2015 @ 9:15 PM
Ok, this is the first time I have ever posted a story I have written. I hope others enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
The Accident https://moralitypuzzle.wordpress.com/2015/06/15/flash-fiction-challenge/
June 15, 2015 @ 8:21 AM
Oh god, this is so sad! Beautifully done though, and you handled the ‘twist’ ending (if you can call it that) with great subtlety. Some things really do haunt people forever, as raw as if they were yesterday. I hope you’ll post here again on future Challenges!
June 15, 2015 @ 9:25 AM
Thank you very much. Yes, I plan on contributing more in the future
June 16, 2015 @ 12:44 AM
Haunting is a perfect description, …good story.
June 16, 2015 @ 1:22 PM
Keep doing these. You have a gift.
July Writing Prompt | Second Chapter Writing
June 14, 2015 @ 9:32 PM
[…] Flash Fiction Challenge – The Dead Body […]
Deliverance | Read Write Repeat
June 14, 2015 @ 10:24 PM
[…] story is brought to you by FLASH FICTION CHALLENGE: THE DEAD BODY at Chuck Wendig’s Terrible Minds. This is the 4th Jade Leporidae story (preceded by Fall Girl, […]
June 14, 2015 @ 10:33 PM
So, this is a quick stab using an ongoing character that I have.
It’s amazing how few words 1000 is, once you start working with it.
http://fredgyost.com/2015/06/14/deliverance/
June 15, 2015 @ 8:03 AM
Yeah, I feel your pain about 1000 words – feels like a couple of water biscuits when you’re wanting a sandwich, doesn’t it? Well, it does for me anyway… 😉
Having said that, I really enjoyed this. It’s certainly made me want to read more about this character and the stories she features in. She has some kind of super-fast-healing ability, yes?
June 15, 2015 @ 12:33 PM
Glad you liked it!
I’ve actually used her enough in my short stories that she has her own tag in the blog. http://fredgyost.com/category/jade-leporidae/ . Fall Girl is still my favorite, though I’m getting the feeling this will all wind up being stitched together into a novel/novella at some point.
Her ability is perfect regeneration, which presents its own set of challenges when you realize that most growth requires a bit of destruction first. She’s good at surviving, but that’s about it, at least from a combat ability perspective.
June 14, 2015 @ 10:40 PM
Made time sooner rather than later for a change:
http://samkdsonlinepace.blogspot.com/2015/06/mary.html
June 16, 2015 @ 12:34 AM
I’m glad she got her marbles back 🙂
June 14, 2015 @ 10:56 PM
I Writ a Thing with a dead body but the spam filter might have gobbled mine up because New Person! and Link! But I’ve enjoyed reading all yours!
June 14, 2015 @ 11:12 PM
Ok here’s my stab at the “Dead Body” , lol
http://wp.me/p6e1eO-15
Hope you like it!
June 15, 2015 @ 2:28 PM
I think for me the story worked better without the supernatural part. Just the kids in the woods with a body.
June 15, 2015 @ 2:47 PM
Yeah I kind of wrestled with that a little bit but couldn’t come up with a viable ending suitable for such a short short short story. Lol
June 15, 2015 @ 11:38 PM
I reworked the ending. I like this one better.
http://wp.me/p6e1eO-15
June 16, 2015 @ 6:19 PM
Written yourself a pair of dark little under-12s there, Debbie. Love the sumo wrestlers line.
Imported Goods | Pavorisms
June 14, 2015 @ 11:38 PM
[…] Chuck’s challenge for the week: Begin with a body. […]
June 14, 2015 @ 11:38 PM
Usually I can tie the inspiration for these stories to something going on in my life, but for this one… man, your guess is as good as mine. It’s a little bit Soylent Green, a little bit The Matrix, a little bit Grapes of Wrath.
Fun to write, but I dunno if it’s the kind of story world I like spending time in…
Here’s “Imported Goods”:
https://pavorisms.wordpress.com/2015/06/14/imported-goods/
June 15, 2015 @ 7:51 AM
Wow! This is one dark story. Brilliantly told though – I’m impressed you managed to fit so much character and setting development into such a small wordcount. Nice job indeed!
June 15, 2015 @ 8:44 AM
Hey, thanks. I figured if one dead body was unsettling, a truck full of them would be even better.
June 15, 2015 @ 10:43 AM
I am imagining the odour of pig rendering in this world, everywhere, all the time.
June 15, 2015 @ 11:00 AM
Basically, yeah. Ew.
June 16, 2015 @ 12:27 AM
Oooohh spooky, scary! Good stuff !
June 16, 2015 @ 2:55 PM
Macabre and chilling. Definitely not “It’s a Wonderful Life.” I think it is an excellent statement to both conservation and the waste of human potential, literally as well as figuratively burning human potential as kindling to maintain our status quo. I’ll be back for more of your fine work.
June 18, 2015 @ 9:12 PM
I’ll echo others’ comments in saying this was a very meaty read. So much beneath the surface, told in so few words.
June 15, 2015 @ 7:21 AM
Well…. I been gone and did it. I’d like to say I’m not responsible for the weirdness that sometimes goes on in my brain – but every writer knows that’s a lie, and the truth is much more fun anyway. So here it is then:
http://wcprawncrackers.blogspot.co.uk/2015/06/a-dish-served-cold-chuck-wendigs-flash.html
Sorry. In advance.
June 15, 2015 @ 10:30 AM
The story wasn’t working for me until the ending, and then I laughed. Still giggling.
June 16, 2015 @ 12:22 AM
So I officially love the weirdness of your brain, hahahahaha.
I was cracking up through the whole story!
Weird-on girl!
June 16, 2015 @ 3:02 PM
From pimp-slapping food porn right in its gross and disturbing mouth to making a life statement about our quality of food and its affect on our life — an excellent segue!
June 16, 2015 @ 4:04 PM
hilarious. truly.
June 20, 2015 @ 8:41 AM
Thank you so much for all the lovely feedback – much appreciated! I was a little worried I was crossing a line with this one; about halfway through I started thinking to myself “You DO realise what it looks like this story is casually condoning, don’t you?” so thanks for being brave enough to stick with it to the end 🙂
June 15, 2015 @ 9:39 AM
Okay, I was going to. I usually have no trouble keeping into the word limit of a flash (I write drabbles with some frequency) but… Stuff happened. I have the germ of a new story, but so much for this flash prompt.
June 15, 2015 @ 9:48 AM
I wrote a story. This is my first finished story in…. years. Yeah, years. Thanks for the excellent prompt. 🙂
http://isabethwrites.blogspot.co.uk/2015/06/flash-fiction-challenge-mr-redface.html
June 16, 2015 @ 12:10 AM
Good job! Love the way you are inside the child’s mind! (The fart/poop stuff was pretty funny too lol)
June 16, 2015 @ 3:50 AM
Thank you! I’m clearly 8 years old, because “dead Mr Redface just pooped his pants on the sofa” is officially my favourite line.