Tweet #100,000 (Or: “The Terribleminds Guide To Life”)

I may have some kind of parasite. Some little blue-bird buried into my brainmeats, whose incessant chirps drive me to tweet endlessly anon.

Anyway. Monday night came around and I was leading up to Tweet #100,000, and I was already a little goofy on ice cream and bee’s knees cocktails, so I figured I’d launch into a kind of the first ten pieces of wisdom that fall out of my upended buckethead. 

For those that missed this on Twitter come Monday night, well.

Here y’go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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