I’m going to give away five copies of Blackbirds on Kindle.
This is open only to US residents because, well, I can’t gift copies outside the US.
It’s 12 noon EST right now.
You’ve got till 3PM EST to play ball.
Here’s how you win a copy:
Leave a comment below with your favorite piece of creative profanity. The standards will not apply — we’ve all heard “fuck” and “shit.” Let’s hear something new.
Impress me with your vulgarity.
I’ll pick five winners this afternoon and boom, free Blackbirds e-book.
For the rest of you, Blackbirds remains $3.49 at Amazon and has popped into the Top 20 Urban Fantasy releases there (this, a year after its release!). Thanks, all.
Now get thee to a cursery!
We have our winners!
“Muggle-fuckers.” Wren Roberts (bonus points for her being named after a character in Mockingbird, which provides nice parity, here.)
“Pink-eyed jizz-whistler,” Cameron Clemons (so jaunty! so fun!)
“Festering pile of diseased feces covered in the aborted senate bills of a bygone era. ” – D. Moonfire (really, it’s the “aborted senate bills of a bygone era” that is most profane)
“Cock-kicking fuckpucker.” –Megan Hart (pure art!)
“Picklesniffing turdmonger.” – Hilary Monahan (vulgar while still utterable by a toddler!)
And a runner-up that will not win because I am a jerky-faced stickler-jerk for spelling, but just the same, I love it oh-so-very-much:
“The YouTube comments of a menstrating badger.” – John Gardner
Wren, Cameron, D. Moonfire, Megan, and Hilary —
Email me the email address where you want the e-book sent.
Hit me at terribleminds at gmail dot com.